2022-2023 NFL Season Thread • Page 596

Super cop behavior

 

then you get the sheriff.

jk I’m not buying a house again anytime soon

 

who?

 

I remember nothing about it, but there's a bit in an episode of 30 Rock about it lol

 

Mike Jones

 

Imagine not being down with the guardians of ga’hoole

 

you have to read the whole book series now, no takebacks

 

sorry typo. Y’all need to find dog.

 

@dogwithablog

 

you wanna step outside?

 

I’m kidding everyone. I don’t go to church. Please don’t think that little of me.

 

This is Florida do you know what it’s like outside

 

what the FUCK

 

Too late

 

Oklahoma might look better than Florida right now with all the haunted houses

 

There's an ice storm here in Texas and there's a cat that keeps triggering our security camera and I want to keep it so it can be warm

 

Jesus Christ

 

Holy shit fuck that guy

 

damnit beat me to it

 

thought you didnt go to church

 

I was worship leader for a good chunk of time in my youth group days


One perk was going to the chapel on off days and getting to do unsupervised band practice where we could work on our secular side project and cover metal songs

 

No I worked with Jesus Christ when I was a GM at chipotle, you're thinking of Jesus H. Christ

 

can you get me a free burrito

 

I was raised catholic but by like age 12 I was like y'all don't actually believe this right? Then when I was 17 and my brother was 13 he came out to the living room and told my parents he didn't believe in god anymore and then went back to his room. I fucking died it was so funny. My dad would make my brother and I go to church on Christmas Eve to watch my mom sing until they stopped going like 8 or so years ago. I more or less just don't care about religion/god at this point.

 

Lol king