2022-2023 NFL Season Predictions • Page 2

well excuse the fuck outta me

 

Awards

NFL Most Valuable Player: Josh Allen
AP Coach of the Year: Nick Sirianni
NFL Offensive Player of the Year: Josh Allen
NFL Defensive Player of the Year: Micah Parsons
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Breece Hall
Defensive Rookie of the Year: George Karlaftis (though it should be Sauce Gardner)
Comeback Player of the Year: Saquon Barkley

Leaders

Passing Yards: Matthew Stafford
Passing Touchdowns: Patrick Mahomes
Rushing Yards: Jonathan Taylor
Rushing Touchdowns: Jonathan Taylor
Receiving Yards: Justin Jefferson
Receiving Touchdowns: Mike Evans
Tackles: Jordyn Brooks
Sacks: Myles Garrett
Interceptions: Trevon Diggs

All-Rookie

QB: Kenny Pickett, Desmond Ridder
RB: Breece Hall, Dameon Pierce
WR: Drake London, Romeo Doubs
TE: Isaiah Likely, Daniel Bellinger
OT: Charles Cross, Evan Neal
OG: Zion Johnson, Cordell Volson
C: Tyler Linderbaum, Luke Fortner
EDGE: George Karlaftis, Travon Walker
DT: Jordan Davis, Devonte Wyatt
LB: Devin Lloyd, Nakobe Dean
CB: Sauce Gardner, Trent McDuffie
S: Kyle Hamilton, Dax Hill
S/T: Jordan Stout, Cade York

Firings
Ron Rivera
Kliff Kingsbury
Matt Rhule

Hirings
Shane Steichen (Washington)
Dan Quinn (Arizona)
Pep Hamilton (Carolina)



The site was running terribly for me. There's a couple missed games and then it reset on me so idk which ones I missed. Standings would stay the same though so whatever.

It crapped out before I could get the playoffs so:

 

Washington hiring Shane Steichen to be their head coach would make me a happy man

I am expecting Jonathan Gannon to be a head coach next season though

 

Ravens winning 13 games would be a huge surprise to me

 

Eagles going 14-3 even more surprising lol

 

Go birds

 

Gannon seems like the more obvious choice, which is why I went with Shane. Cause there's always a curveball

 

It’d definitely be a curveball then after Gannon was already getting head coaching interviews this offseason. I’ve been hearing that he’s well-liked throughout the league

 

Dolphins and Raiders missing the playoffs while the 8-9 Vikings make it is the exact kind of bullshit I've come to expect

 

I was between Gannon and Shane and went with Shane also because he's an offensive guy, something that Washington desperately needs. Idk that they hire a defensive guy after Rivera.

 

Then Pep will end up in Washington and Gannon will end up in Carolina

 

That is exactly what I had before too lol. Pep is both a Carolina and DC guy so I could see that one going either way. Might come down to coaching. I think Carolina will be in a situation similar to the Giants last year where they had a horrendous HC and OC but their DC was good, but not enough to make him HC.

 

My idiot brother-in-law put money on the Bengals over the Bucs in the SB lol. Last time he put money on the winner before the start of the season he got 5K when Tampa won

 

Anyone who has the packers making it past the nfcc is doing the definition of insanity thing

 

Especially if they have the Niners making the playoffs

 

Stafford’s arm could be about to fall off. Niners have an utterly unproven QB. Brady has no protection and can’t decide whether he’s playing or not. I have no idea what’ll happen in the NFC but it’s not THAT wild to imagine

 

Not high on the Bucs at all.

 

Awards
NFL Most Valuable Player: Josh Allen


Division Winners:
AFCE: Buffalo Bills
AFCN: Baltimore Ravens
AFCS: Tennessee Titans
AFCW: Kansas City Chiefs
WC: Miami Dolphins, LA Chargers, Denver Broncos

NFCE: Philadelphia Eagles
NFCN: Minnesota Vikings
NFCS: Tampa Bay Bucs
NFCW: LA Rams
WC: Dallas Cowboys, San Francisco 49ers, Green Bay Packers

Super Bowl:
Bills over Bucs

 

I will eat my reversible Bengals scarf if the Dolphins/Broncos make the playoffs as WCs and Cincy doesn't lmao

 

Spicy takes only!!!

 

Yeah I could not care for chalk picks. This is chorus dot fm. Be bold, who cares

Go birds
Bolt up
Eat arbys

 

Awards
NFL Most Valuable Player: Josh Allen

Division Winners:
AFCE: Buffalo Bills
AFCN: Cincinnati Bengals
AFCS: Indianapolis Colts
AFCW: Los Angeles Chargers
WC: Baltimore, Oakland, Kansas City

NFCE: Dallas Cowboys
NFCN: Green Bay Packers
NFCS: Tampa Bay Bucs
NFCW: Los Angeles Rams
WC: Philadelphia, Detroit, Carolina

Super Bowl:
Cincinnati over Green Bay

 

A lot of people underestimating tittie kisser

 

Is Kamara really not going to be suspended this year at all?