2021 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 1366

What

 

*80s standup voice* Eli Apple is New York City because he costs too much money and everything he covers is open 24/7

 

yeah all of New Orleans proper is like this though haha. I’ve played shows in 3 different parts of town and all of them are beautiful distinct architecture, pretty green for a city with trees and gardens, and amazing corner restaurants.

NOLA is not the place you gotta look up your travel magazine to find the best restaurant, that will only give you the most crowded and expensive ones for the most part - just walk into a random spot and they’ll be incredible

 

Who uses a travel magazine in 2021

 

Jax people would never shit talk New Orleans. Anything Apple would criticize in NOLA I assure you exists in Jax but without the cultural excitement

 

It's 2022

 

Fucked up

 

travel magazines are a lot of the online results that populate when you search up “best restaurants New Orleans”

 

I don't know why you are saying these words

 

because Eli Apple criticized New Orleans? It’s literally exactly topical lol

 

I feel like you mightve misinterpreted what was happening here haH

 

The most Eli Apple city would be a city that thinks they’re too “classy” for New Orleans culture but ironically is a lot worse and a much blander city than they think

Apple is Nashville or Portland

 

I'll accept Nashville

 

Eli Apple is Waco

 

True. When I think of Eli Apple and Waco I think of the exact same thing

 

I feel like every time I make a Waco joke I get 1 step closer to being forced by life to move to Waco and I don't like that omen

 

Oh god

 

He gets it

 

OH I forgot the draft pick rule applies to GMs now too — a pair of thirds for likely losing Morocco Brown sounds great

 

He's probably a Dallas/Fort Worth guy

 

Dustin and The Beard about to FIGHT

 

That's not fair he won a playoff game

 

Nah, I have alot of family in Dallas, its whatever