2021-2022 NHL Season Hockey • Page 55

Just another snow bird in Florida

 

If I were Jumbo’s age you couldn’t pay me enough money to move to DeSantis’ genocide state.

 

Ok it's weird but we better get some promo shots of Jumbo wrestling an alligator out of this.

 

He looks so sad in that picture lmao

 

With how much he probably paid in taxes while in Toronto, the move to Florida makes sense

 

It's just a money saving life hack for him, since the over 40 house league fees can add up quickly.

 

totally agree

 

I'm 100% getting a snowbird destination in Florida. Fuck the northeast in January.

 

I wish my main problem in life was the same as people who complain about it being too hot or too cold nonstop, especially when there’s wildfires everywhere and you can’t friggin breathe air.

 

Nashville clearly never got the memo that you’re allowed to raise any banner you want to as long as you’ve got at least one cup champs banner

 

Counterpoint: you can raise any banner you want once you've won a presidents trophy

 

Raise any banner you want but don’t make a show of it unless it’s the cup

 

I thought every team raised a banner for division titles tbh so it seems like Nashville is still just desperately salty at Carolina for roasting them about their weird banner raising

 

Raise a pair of underwear. I don't give a fuck.

 

The Ducks have division banners but there was no ceremony for them at the start of the season. Anyways, love banner discourse. We’re deep in the heart of the off-season

 

ohhh so the issue wasn’t the banner itself but the ceremony that did for it? I don’t think I ever actually knew what Nashville was mocked for.

 

Could have been far worse, but the logical conclusion of this is he blocks Reichel’s path and then is shipped off with our first round picks through 2025 for Zach Werenskis contract or some insane shit.

 

Is zach werenski good at skating in the sand dune skate rink?

 

120 feet!

 

5.4km. Not bad lol.