2020 MLB Season Baseball • Page 313

The best was when they once tweeted that Altuve was a cheat code hahaha

Goodness

 

Theres an Astros tweet for everything

 

He pretty much is tbh

 

You do not want to be an Astro having a down year this upcoming season, I know that much

 

Crazy how they had such a down time hitting in the playoffs.

 

nationals didn't seem to have an issue. maybe stras should have gotten more money. They knew what was coming and he still told them to sit down

 

Well there wasn’t any proof about 2019 so maybe they didn’t.

 

why would they stop?

 

No clue but they investigated the 2019 Astros and didn’t find anything.

 

Feel like you missed my point

 

Oh no I got it lol.

 

Hmm good point. I've changed my mind on everything

 

Solid point

 

Pretty sure Effectively Wild did a thought experiment about how much would the Dodgers pay to sign Kershaw’s newborn baby a few years ago

 

Charley Kershaw, Future Minor Leaguer | Banished to the Pen

lol i was right

Ben: If you were running a team, how much would you pay to control Charley Kershaw’s rights through 2046?

Sam: I have to ask you this…Would you rather have the rights to Charley Kershaw or Pedro Martinez’s son?

BL: Pedro’s?

SM: See, I thought for sure you were going to say Kershaw’s. I thought I was going to trap you. It certainly seems like it should be Kershaw. Pedro’s 6-feet and that’s a bad starting point, whereas Kershaw is a big Texan dude. But of course, Pedro’s brother made the Major Leagues and was very good.

BL: Great pitcher genes.

SM: Where were we going with this? Oh yeah…great question.

BL: Charley Kershaw is a newborn human being. I don’t know if this is relevant, but eight pounds two ounces, 21 inches birthweight.

SM: Big kid.

BL: That sounds like a fairly big baby.

SM: It actually is a fairly big baby, Ben.

BL: So he’s gonna be a big human being probably and is the son of Clayton Kershaw. You’ve written pretty extensively about sons of Major Leaguers.

SM: I have. So for the people just joining us: I one-time went through everybody who played in 1978 and spent forever looking to see if they had kids who had been drafted or played in the majors.

 

Wild day.

 

Then they also tweeted this. No one is safe throughout this season

 

How could he hear from his leg? lol

 

They’re implying the buzzer or whatever

 

If they're getting signals sent to their leg, than Gary needs to stop turning his off for weeks at a time

 

Good point

 

What’s wild is the Angels literally killed their own player with opioids this year and everyone forgot.

 

lmaoo

 

I think they need to upgrade from Gary but that’s just me.