2019 NFL Draft Football • Page 18

They wouldn't be able to have a podcast because each episode would be 5 hours long

 

I don't even need to specify which host is which. you already know.

 

Pete Holmes does it they can do it

 

When I meet Dustin there's a 75 percent chance I annoy him by how little I actually talk haha

 

the other 25 percent is he kills me on sight

 

Randall: well, I think this was a solid episode. You actually made a fair point and while I don't completely agree, I respect it and I'm glad to call you a friend.

Matt: eat my shorts you fuckin loser!

 

I think those possibilities could be a venn diagram rather than a percentage split

 

classic Fucking

 

lets talk about the venn diagram split here for a second


*one second becomes 6 hours that is followed by Dustin suplexing Matt*

 

I wanna do a telestrator show but my worst fear is being a white guy promoting a YouTube channel

Podcast I can do, YouTube channel is over the line

 

No one wants to see you on a YouTube show anyway, you'd just be eating wings at a Texans game the whole time

 

The only thing more offensive than me broadcasting myself eating wings is me broadcasting myself while at a Texans game, I would never do either

 

i'd watch that

 

You'd watch Dustin count change from his piggy bank if you could

 

1. I could
2. I would

 

*Dustin counting*
1...2....3....

Matt: hey, you know the 2023 draft class is gonna be pretty great

 

Those would be what, juniors/seniors in high school? Yeah, my dude Elias Ricks is gonna be legit.

 

I like the idea of me counting coins by 1s instead of starting with quarters and working my way down

 

This can't be true and also his new special is rly friggin good

 

This is not true. I love arguing about football as you can tell hahaha. I’m never the one who gets annoyed first. Meanwhile, Matt is the one who starts most of these things because he can’t resist cheeky / sarcastic comments when he disagrees hahah

Now this is true. You should see us talking about football in real life. We will go through a whole 12 pack of beer literally just talking about the draft and listening to music lol

 

You start with pennies and like it goddammit

 

It is! So many of his jokes killed me hahaha, one of my favorite specials I've watched in a WHILE

 

Idk if I can handle a jags debate AND a music debate and that's not even counting a beer debate

 

sorry, THIS is classic Randall

 

I don’t think so haha. Dustin, like me, knows how to tap into your inner nerd. He also, like me, has a very disarming personality that is outwardly understanding of things like social anxiety.