2019 MLB Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Baseball • Page 1372

Fuck this is horrible

 

Undo all those trade please. It’s awkward when Luke Jackson is still your best closing option.

 

LUIS.!! FUCKIN... GUILLORME!?!????

 

Fucking hell. No one is going to want to to close

 

Just shoot everyone in the pen.

 

Braves have to have the worst pen at least since the break, right? I remember hearing they had one of the best in the first half which I still refuse to believe. Jesus Christ.

 

Pirates' infield defense is trash on fire

 

Shane Greene is such a fucking scrub.

 

They all are. Melancon is what 35 and has appeared in like 600 games and is going to be our closer? Greene at least has good movement. Fuck it. Let Newk try closing.

 

It's going to be a fucking tragedy when Shane Greene gets the win for this.

 

Yordan is unbelievable

next great great hitter, and I feel less and less like that's hyperbole

 

Like, it just doesnt fucking matter who gets a shot at it. They’ll end up sucking a massive dick, totally incapable of holding a 4 run lead against the shittiest offensive team.

 

Fuck this stupid shit. I’m still fuming about how much of a waste Soroka’s brilliant start is now.

 

I think the Adam Duvall fire has flamed out

 

GOAT

 

Its been dying for the past 5 or 6 games now.

 

Even Newcomb is trash now.

 

Fucking unbelievable.

 

WE . ARE. BLESSED.

 

I can’t decide which of the three stooges we acquired that I hate the most.

 

Braves post game crew looks suicidal.

 

The whole bullpen should probably be on suicide watch after tonight. Jesus Christ.