2019 MLB Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Baseball • Page 1349

They look like they should be picking up trash on the interstate.

 

Fuck you Paxton

 

Well, Paxton ALMOST got out of the first inning without giving up a home run, but alas, he did not.

 

DJ back, DJ immediately hitting.

 

(Another Trout dong. Tied for the lead with 36 now.)

 

Kevin Gausman is pure fucking garbage.

 

Gleyber Slammmmm

 

Looks at my avatar.

 

What a great call from Ryan Ruocco as well.

 

Ruocco is so good - one of the few commentators IMO that can do different sports so flawlessly. Can doris burke get into baseball??

 

mets gotta mets eventually i guess

 

Yoooooordan

how is he 21 years old

dead frickin center

 

It sucks that Gausman is so bad that we’ll have to call up Folty. Dammit.

 

Judge's swing path is such trash right now. If it's low and away his bat has 0% chance of touching it

 

Yeah, and you can see him reaching too. Half hearted swing and seconding guessing.

 

He almost never sees a ball inside so it makes no sense to me either. He was just on fire a week ago but I still don't get where he's looking right now lol

 

Ok, not a bad bounce back for Paxton tonight.

Now I’d like some more runs please.

 

Please be out of your slump Austin!

 

every time they pan to Greinke and Verlander having a conversation in the dugout it seems surreal

 

Holy shit. That was Riley’s first dinger in almost a month.