2019 MLB Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Baseball • Page 1077

Paxton is straight dealing right now.

 

eat your heart out Machado

 

Hahah Tauchman!

 

So in the last 4 days Chris Davis and Mike Tauchman own Boston

 

Paxton has been incredible today.

 

There’s my man! Gleyyyyberrrrrr

 

Miller Park is a garbage shit-hole where dreams go to die

 

Incredible game Paxton. Take a bow sir.

 

Working on a Wikipedia article here: The St. Louis Cardinals are a terrible baseball team that was founded in 1882 and peaked in the first fifteen years of the 21st century. Known for giving up hits to pitchers, committing errors to extend innings, and getting owned by Christian Yelich.

 

Time to go watch hockey

 

I am predisposed to like any pitcher with glasses. But I’ve liked Harvey in his outings so far, small af sample size notwithstanding.

 

A 2:23 Boston-NY game. Madness


Of course this means tomorrows game will be like 4:58 long

 

Chad Sobotka. Major league scrub.

 

Yelich owns us

 

All these bullpen guys suck ass. My god. What a waste of a good lineup and solid young starting pitching.

 

Lol why are they still pitching to him

 

Because we're dumb as fucking shit apparently

 

I think I heard the Cards booth say last night that the most HRs all-time by a player against us in a season is 11, so he should have no problem breaking that

 

From what I can gather on Red Sox twitter they DFA'd the next Babe Ruth in Swihart and Sandy Leon apparently had nothing to do with their pitching being good last year

 

man, George leads off every other game with a HR

 

Alvarado and Castillo are scary

 

Acuña has the bat speed of Báez but better plate discipline and contact skills. He’s ridiculous