I know my girlfriend's first game is going to be painful for the people around me. I thought she had some understanding of football, but I had to explain EVERYTHING. I know hockey will be the same, if not worse.
One of my favorite Ducks games ever was when a British family of 6 sat behind me at what was their first sporting event ever and they kept saying WHATS ALL THIS NOW? every six seconds. Highly entertaining.
I've taken my wife to at least 5 Ducks games and I am still 100% expecting her to ask the same questions she's asked about game play when we see them at TD on Columbus Day.