2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 636

What

 

So the Cowboys situation is gonna be super interesting to monitor....

Dak wants 35M + annually. Amari’s new deal will be in the Michael Thomas ballpark (will probably exceed it if it comes after) and then Zeke wants Top 3 RB $$$? Whew.

 

lmfao....

 

Packers finally gets a quality starting QB.

 

and its gone.

it was Brett Favre posted he was coming back to play in the NFL

 

Gross gross fair

 

It's been quiet in here...too quiet. Time to shit post.

10 Things I'd Rather Due With 35 Million Dollars Than Pay Dak Prescott

1) Fund a B level Romantic Comedy starring Paul Rudd as a single father.
2) Pay off the Student debt of 940 kids.
3) Buy everyone in Boston, Jacksonville, San Diego and San Francisco a Crunchwrap Supreme.
4) Buy 2 A-10 Warthogs. They shoot depleted uranium. They're dope as fuck.
5) Buy 450,000 shares of WWE and tell Vince McMahon it's not good shit.
6) Buy the Magna Carta?? It sold for 21.7 Million. Wild.
7) 2 Dozen Orca Whales. Willy's getting freed.
8) 1,700 Diamond Encrusted Teabags.
9) Fly 140 of my closest friends into space with Virgin Galactic.
10) Remake the last 8 episodes of How I Met Your Mother and Dexter and give them the endings they deserve.

 

Ex-RB 'He Hate Me' Smart found safe, police say

 

Dave has a crush on Dak. He’s practically chasing him around the playground and playfully pushing him down at this point.

 

You have me sold on number one, Paul Rudd is my man crush.

 

He has not aged a single day. He was born 35 and he'll die 35.

 

Yup, I can't believe he's 50. The characters he plays in his movies I feel like that's how he is in real life.

 

Just trying to save some Orcas man. Just trying to save some Orcas.

 

How I Met Your Mother got the ending it deserved because it's a bad show

 

I liked it at times but man were almost all those characters super unlikable when you look back on it

 

I would describe it as "fine to watchable with a horrible main character"

 

Oh yeah, it'd def aged poorly. Barney Stinson, that guys not awesome. Not awesome.

 

Rewrite the bad seasons of Scrubs instead

 

Yeah I'd rate it as "fine" which makes me end up disliking it even more haha

 

only one terrible season, one below average, and the rest are good to great imo. not counting the med school season.

 

Oh no, that just goes away. The Scrubs finale was perfect.

 

Dexter truly deserves the re-write. Holy cow was that ending BAD.

 

Scrubs is lame, I hate to break it to y'all.