2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 632

What the fuck is wrong with people? Jeez

 

I had to lose my team for three years, be brought back by a guy who probably made a mistake because he was much more of a fan for internationally-termed "football," and ended with the sale to a guy who mismanaged his truck stops and mismanaged this team until he finally ceded most of the control to a solid buddy boy 6 years later.

During all of this, I had to watch:
- An 88-216 record (.289 win % - worst in the league)
- 1 playoff appearance - a loss to our biggest rival in a wild card match-up
- 8 GMs featuring in-game sideline texters and a reported alcoholic who beat off in his office
- 10 head coaches, as our pre-move head coach leads to another city to a dynasty
- In the same breath, our former team that moved went on to draft Hall of Famers while being consistently good and winning 2 Super Bowls
- 29 starting QBs
- 19 draft busts in the 1st round from '99 - '16
- A widely-recognized title of "Factory of Sadness"
- A rebrand/redesign that was somehow worse
- Finally, a perfect article about this stretch from a suitable source named The Browns’ Suckiness Defies Math And Reason

 

if Pat thinks the team failed, then for sure this is a miserable mess, he's usually glass half full

 

Yeah, I’m having a weird day

 

He holds the chamber of secrets y'all

 

https://local.theonion.com/man-deri...7r_hAGrtS2zaC2vYeUgM1E3HSkHik6inIX2fJRhXgG_BU

 

@Fucking Dustin is just living the dream...where instead of getting fired, Bill O'Brien gets that Belichick-level power

 

I'm sorry I was right about the BoB power grab, ugh. HB dive on 1st down forever.

 

Honestly I'd take it for a year over hiring like Farmer or Mayhew

Everything's still terrible but at least it's not the absolute worst case possible

 

I read there was more candidates when they started, they must have really thought they were getting caserio. I really don't know why you wouldn't interview more gms. I also wonder if that means bob made the Tytus pick.

 

This mother fucker is still pretending to be my dead grandfather.

 

Wow. They’re really taking Luck’s injury history seriously.

 

Peyton Manning to Andrew Luck to a robot. Fuck the Colts

 

NFL prepping for the NFLPA lockout.

 

I've come to realize this thread is the least toxic thread on the forums, mainly because everyone here is cool and isn't a huge prick to one another.

 

The Pokémon thread isn’t toxic. But there isn’t camaraderie that’s in here.

 

Well the Taco Bell thread is the best but this is a close second

 

It’s because this is my thread

You’re welcome

 

It’s taken about 30 hours but I just recovered from a ruptured spleen from laughing so hard at you telling me this

 

That wasn't directed at you haha it was at the news reporters quoting "it's up this year" and hinting IS JALEN RAMSEY LEAVING????