2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 77

Got two interviews. one with a real estate company and one with Denver Parks and Rec

 

In the last 11 drafts, 2 teams have drafted a WR in the first round and won a Super Bowl in the next 3 years. Three teams in you extend it out 6 years.

 

Doing what lol

 

My wife, my mom, and I, all drive Subaru's were are the stereotypical Coloradans I guess

 

YES those sound like legit jobs!

 

Are all of y'all actual hiring managers or something because I seriously might take one of you guys up on this eventually. Seems everyone can get someone hired in their city? hahaha

I didn't finish college but I have enough credits to at least form into an associates degree, and I plan on getting certified in Python, SQL and Java programming languages, cause that's the part of college that did interest me and that I wish I majored in instead.

If an associates degree is enough / if a technical certification helps, I would definitely take an opportunity to be somewhere better than Jax, and have an actual salary & benefits. I'm tired of serving tables. Would like to not have to break my back being people's dinner errand boy.

 

My company may actually be interested in you haha. We depend on SQL like a life force.

 

We also use SQL a bunch and have work from home so you can live wherever you want and not pay income tax

 

I'm sure it doesn't actually work that way but it sounds great right?!

 

3 first round picks

 

It sucks that he's gone, but I don't know if I'd call it a BIG blow. More like "smh what a disappointment" because he had a ton of potential.

The dude played 30 out of potentially 51 games because of his off the field shit.

 

https://www.holmancareers.com/en-US/search?keywords=&location=&facetcategory=it

IT Jobs

I wouldn't hire for this but dropping my name would get you some consideration

 

Admin assistant

My roommate has one and I'll buying one too lol

 

Randall: “Spiffa0 recommended me for this job”
Hiring Manager: “Uh”

 

"References: Fucking Dustin"

 

"Well...actually..we were all trying to help CarpetElf find a job and then Whitenblue showed up as well. Dinosaurs dish and Broken22 were also there. but like...hire me anyway"

Them: Get out. Now.

 

One of us would say "EntryLevelDave" but there'd be an actual entry level guy named Dave there and we'd have to live a lie pretending like we knew him for years

 

Not Broken22, his name is Fuck You

 

"He thinks Dak is good, so his judgement might be considered... questionable..."

 

I run a dogs instagram page, AMA

 

In the interest of full disclosure, I would have to tell my company Randall and Matt are Jags fans and their judgment too would be considered questionable.

 

I'm putting Myles Jack Was Down on all my applications

 

Experience: Knowing Myles Jack Was Down
References: The tape

 

"Lacks critical thinking skills, DENIED"

 

Upon further review, it appears Myles Jack was not down. Your application has been denied.