2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 73

Would you hire you? You can come work with me if you wanna move back across the country.

 

I barely wanna BE me let alone hire me, come on now lol

 

It's amazing how even having Matt be in charge of flowers made me think "eh seems like a risky move"

 

Sad thing is i still have more confidence in Matt than some of my coworkers.

 

Yeah but I think there's a bit of bias just because we know where Matt is when nothing's getting done, he's here with us so we can still keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't do anything irrational

 

I was EXLIMPARY thank you

That IS sad

 

Magnicifent!

 

You can do weird things like sell your plasma for money

 

Where did the name Carpet Elf come from?

 

I always assumed it was a family name.

 

Hard to say, its been like 14 years haha

 

I shudder to think of the "cool" usernames I've used in the past. Oh god

 

I'm gonna take a leap of faith. Matt...you're hired. Please report to the office at 9:30 tomorrow. Leave your plasma at home.

 

Where have you applied so far?

 

(Honestly, it'd be fun as hell to have an assistant follow me around whose job is just to do mock drafts with me when I'm bored. That's the kinda rich I wanna be.)

 

I arrived as Majinsharingan

303, who said they didn't want to hire someone who just moved here, 5280, Denver Post, Hoban Law Firm, same deal as 303, uh, honestly so many i dont even know. I forgot who i was applying for midapplication last night haha. I applied to Target and they called me back in literally less than a minute haha

Get rich and move here

 

You been to Winchells?

 

Looking for Seasonal Flower Merchandisers in DENVER

 

My sister and I could not be more opposite its hilarious and i have to imagine incredibly confusing for my parents

 

lmao what does just moving here have to do with anything.

What did Target say?

And yeah i've been to Winchell's many years ago but i'm not a big doughnut guy, you gotta go to Voodoo if you're a doughnut connoisseur just to say you've been but they're a little overrated imo

 

I have a younger half brother who's turning 16 in April (what the fuck) and it's weird because he looks a lot like me and I look a lot like my mom but we only have the same dad

 

For 303 i applied to a local music opening so i kind of get that.

The other was a law firm so who even knows haha

I interview with them today, the one on sloans lake.

their donuts are pretty good but they've got good sandwiches and their orange juice in the morning is made to order

 

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