2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 71

Yes he was

 

The Peanut Punch was terrifyingly consistent.

 

I would pay for a Men In Black-style movie of Bert Macklin and Peanut being assigned as partners to take down a secret, worldwide prostitution ring.

 

With a special appearance by Sheriff Shaq (or whatever he was in Miami)

 

@CarpetElf work for a dispensary then, you already have experience with “flowers”

 

motherfucker they wont even let me in at the moment

 

round these parts we call them budtenders

 

@CarpetElf I brought the girl I'm dating European Street. Be jealous.

 

I refuse

 

I haven't been on a date that's not with my wife in over 8 years. Crazy.

 

I haven’t been on a date that’s not with @spiffa0 ‘s wife in over 9 years. Crazy.

 

If it makes you feel any better i havent been on a date in 2 and im not married to you or your wife or anyone

 

The whole dating life can be so brutal.

 

Poof $20 million in cap space

 

Dustin, Carpetelf and Jules all in the top 10 of posts. Wasn't aware how much you three shit posted in places that aren't the NFL thread.

 

That “Jason Tate” guy needs a life.

 

Congrats! It'll be 11years for my wife and me this April. We were just talking about how we've been together for a third of her life. Poor girl.

 

Time is crazy. If I think about time in terms of being with my wife or even my 10 month old, I'm like "shit time is going by so slowly." If I think about time in terms of my car, I'm like "holy shit I can't believe I've already had it for 6 months".

 

I've seen some things

 

I wonder what even happened to Whatjuliansaid.

 

He's PeacefulOrca now. So his number is even crazier because he hasn't posted under that name in a long time.

 

Nope

 

Tyler Eifert is a free agent this offseason and Zack Martin is married to his sister, as well as Jaylon Smith played with him at Notre Dame or something. They seem to be recruiting him here, but the man is never ever healthy.

I think Jarwin is going to be our starting tight end next year, but maybe we can get Eifert for super dirt cheap because of his injury history? Idk, I guess I'd be okay with that, but not ecstatic either way.

 

@EntryLevelDave

Nope, never off topic