2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 612

I hate to leave you all waiting I know you’re dying to read mine. I’ll do one tomorrow I’m watching basketball

 

@Jason Tate we've been doing it the past few pages. It's time consuming but even if you made it short and sweet, and skipped the teams you don't pay attention to, it'd still be cool to know your opinion.

I gave a full opinion about each team:

some of us are just doing one good and one bad thing about each team to make it simpler

some of us are just being goofy:

 

It’s been a while since I watched it. But I remember liking Lane and Stan.

 

Lmao I gotta do it

 

Mad Men is a hundred times the (good) show Breaking Bad was and still isn’t better than the Wire and if Stafford were on some of the Broncos/Cowboys/Giants/Seahawks/other teams that contended during his career in place of their quarterbacks he’d have at least 2 rings thank you

 

I like Stafford but I don’t think he’s better than Dak or Romo and is about the same as Eli. But I agree with the Broncos and Seahawks.

 

holy hell I'm trying to ignore this thread just like I am the Bengals' offseason because let's be real it's gonna be a bad season

thanks my guy, decent is more than I could have hoped for. Come play a show in Seattle

don't choose this path

 

Also I've never seen The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, or Mad Men AMA

I suck at watching shows tbh

 

Gonna go ahead and rank mine now for context.

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23495738) Hand-forming a lollipop out of an infant's diarrhea and seeing how many licks it takes to get to the center

23495739) Titans

 

Teams I would take a bullet for
1) Eagles

Teams I hope do well because they haven't had much to cheer for (alphabetically)
2) Bengals
3) Bills
4) Browns
5) Chargers
6) Dolphins
7) Jaguars
8) Lions
9) Texans

Teams I have no strong opinions on as a whole (alphabetically)
10) 49ers
11) Bears
12) Broncos
13) Cardinals
14) Colts
15) Falcons
16) Jets
17) Ravens
18) Titans

Teams I used to like before they signed a bunch of shitty humans
19) Chiefs

Teams I don't like now solely due to current personnel
20) Raiders
21) Rams

Teams I don't mind now but scarred me as a child
22) Bucs
23) Panthers

Teams that annoy me because I know obnoxious fans irl
24) Seahawks
25) Packers

lol 38-7
26) Vikings

Teams the Eagles can never fucking beat
27) Saints

Teams that kinda stink
28) Steelers
29) Bonercats

Teams that stink
30) Patriots
31) Cowboys
32) Giants

 

My friend. Don't take a bullet for an NFL team. They sure as fuck wouldn't take one for you.

 

need to see the guarantees but $9 million/year for a soon to be 30 year old TE doesn't seem like the greatest

 

Much prefer the phrasing of this tweet

“He’s not going anywhere...... well he’s going to the Vikings. Which is where he already was.”

 

I Root For This Team
1) Colts

Hometown Team
2) Falcons

I Would Root For My Fantasy Team Over These Teams, But Generally Prefer Them To Others
3) Giants
4) Bills
5) Packers
6) Cardinals
7) Chargers
8) Broncos
9) Seahawks
10) Lions

I Neither Root For Nor Against These Teams
11) Rams
12) Vikings
13) 49ers
14) Bengals
15) Dolphins
16) Jets
17) Ravens
18) Raiders
19) Bears
20) Cowboys
21) Eagles
22) Saints

Teams I Am Fine With That Have Players I Don’t Like
23) Buccaneers
24) Steelers
25) Browns
26) Panthers
27) Chiefs

Washington
28) Washington

The AFC South
29) Titans
30) Jaguars
31) Texans

:(
32) Patriots

 

NFL team opinions-

Arizona Cardinals: I have a soft spot for them cause they were my first AP madden team in 2009? Larry Fitz is awesome

Atlanta Falcons: Julio Jones is awesome and I love their jerseys but this current team needs a reset they're never going to get closer than SB51

Baltimore Ravens: Also have a soft spot for them because of madden, Ed Reed shit on people. Harbaugh is very underrated imo

Buffalo Bills: Have no strong opinion about them even though their a division rival, all of us in the AFCE except for the Pats just have to wait it out until Brady retires. Josh Allen sucks ass

Carolina Panthers: I love Cam and I hope he can get healthy and bounce back. CMac is dope

Chicago Bears: Don't really have an opinion on them

Cincinnati Bengals: Used them in AP madden one year and their defense was stupidly good for how bad they were IRL

Cleveland Browns: I'm really hoping they can finally turn it around with Baker, 3rd fav team at the moment but extremely disappointed they signed Hunt

Dallas Cowboys: Don't really have an opinion on them either, Zeke is an idiot

Denver Broncos: 2nd fav team, Von Miller is the GOAT and John Elway sucks

Detroit Lions: I really like Stafford and have thought he doesn't get enough credit, Megatron was the man

Green Bay Packers: Rodgers is unbelievable and they're extremely lucky to go from Favre to him, I think they're going to have a long period of mediocrity once Rodgers is gone

Houston Texas: Really like watching Watson play, thought he was super underrated coming out and should have been the first QB taken, hoping the Texans get him a line before they get him killed

Indianapolis Colts: I'm glad Luck was able to have a bounce back year and i'm excited to see what they can do now that they've got a legit o-line for him. Irsay sucks ass

Jacksonville Jaguars:

Kansas City Chiefs: One big fuck you bubba

Miami Dolphins: Same boat as the Bills, I should have a strong opinion of them being a division rival but it just doesn't matter until Tom is gone

Minnesota Vikings: One of my favorite jerseys in the league, I loved AP before it was revealed he was such a garbage human being

New England Patriots: Envious of their success while also having a burning hatred for them

New Orleans Saints: I think they would have been the SB champs the last 2 years had they made it to the game. Love this current team

New York Giants: That 2011 team was the worst team to ever win a SB you can't change my mind, I can't believe Eli has 2 rings. Barkley is awesome

New York Jets: Fav team, really hoping Darnold is the answer and ecstatic to have Bell, don't care about the money we paid him, if he's as good as he was in the past he's a huge security blanket for Sam and key to his growth

Oakland Raiders: Gruden sucks ass and I can't believe how got them to give him that contract

Philadelphia Eagles: Will love you forever for beating the Pats, I think the Wentz injury stuff is extremely over the top, he'll be fine

Pittsburgh Steelers: I love you because 1. Conner saved my ass in fantasy and got me a championship and 2. Letting Bell go so NYJ could get him

St. Louis Rams: Gurley is my favorite RB in the league right now but they totally blew it in the SB, they weren't quite ready for that stage. Really interested to see how they bounce back this year

Seattle Seahawks: Hated them for a long time because of the whole "12th Man" shit with their fans but i've come to appreciate them. Wilson and Carroll are both very underrated imo

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: I honestly forget about them most of the time

Tennessee Titans: Not gonna lie I loved them as a kid, I loved their uniforms and Eddie George was 3rd favorite player behind Martin and TD

Washington Redskins: Fuck you, you deserve nothing

 

I'd never want to give Rudolph that contract. When you have Irv Smith Jr. coming in, just go sign or draft a solid blocking TE after this season.

 

Maybe they could trade him for drew sample

 

@Randall Mentzos

@Fucking Dustin - I may have found you a future cornerback...

 

This isn’t news. We opted for his fifth year option. Not getting a contract extension this year does not mean we aren’t extending him at all. We have 2 years to get that done.

This year we have to pay Yannick Ngakoue and Myles Jack, who didn’t have a fifth year option. Just spreading out those cap hits. We will probably front load those deals so we can afford Ramsey the year after.

 

I thought he was guaranteed to be a titan?

 

Better hope he's happy with that plan.