2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 45

Considering my stance of "fuck the police", yeah, I don't think I would be a successful judge.

 

Cool. I am so over Pittsburgh drafting CBs, and need them to spend some cash in free agency for my sanity.

 

My bad. I try to just run through and target the picks and missed that. haha

 

I got wings from this great local wing place, and they weren't fried long enough and were gummy. It was so disappointing. I even paid the extra fee to get all flats.

 

I order/cook all wings to be crispy on the outside.

 

I've never heard someone call it gummy instead of soggy

 

As they should be.

 

I am perfectly qualified

 

Aight send me your resume then you coward

 

U don't trust me?

 

Do y'all have a cover page on your resume? I hate those things.

 

Feel like a cover page is super old school. I would not look for one if I was hiring.

 

Actually I am hiring a financial analyst if anyone wants to move to south jersey

 

My resume is still an IT resume and it is 3 pages

 

Dude one page resume or gtfo

 

My resume is 1.5 pages. Wish I could succinctly fit everything on one page.

 

This is true for all business except Information Technology

 

Especially if you nerds have to extend IT out and fully spell it out as Information Technology!

Haha :0)

 

Did I just get owned

I think I did

 

But yeah when I blow this joint and become an accountant with @spiffa0 I'ma have a nice 1 page resume

 

I've written one cover letter ever and it was a couple days ago to a job that I very much want to do haha.

 

i once wrote a cover letter that said something along the lines of:

"To whom it may concern,

This letter will try and make me sound better than I really am and better than everyone else. Instead of boring you with lies, please look at the next page which will give you actual information regarding my skills and work history which will be more than enough to show my qualifications. Please keep in mind that I am doing you a favor by saving you time, by avoiding a worthless cover letter. When you select me for this position, you'll find that one of my more valuable skills is saving you considerable time from useless things such as these.

I look forward to your call."





fucker didn't call me back though. idiot.

 

I wouldn’t tbh

 

Idk why don't u google it, nerd

 

I ask Jeeves, sir