2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 28

Abandon all of it and establish a new wings powerhouse called Clucking Dustin's.

 

My god it's destiny

 

Dustiny*

 

I can see the commercials now...

Dustin: "Hey guys, Watt's from dinner???"

 

"Do y'all want them bone-in or Watson style?"

 

Dustin next to wings: these are wings. They are good and they cheap. Find them at INSERT LOCATION from TIME to TIME. Thank you. End of advertisement.

All any ad should ever be

 

He literally says "end of advertisement"

 

Everyone has a food destiny.

I don't know when, but, someday, you'll be looking forward to grabbing lunch from Blimp City Gyros™. (If you don't pronounce it as YEE-ros, you need to Greek your life up right now.)

 

And he pronounces it in the British way.

 

Saul Goodman's gotta produce it too

 

He's had over 2,000 straight deep snaps since he started back in 2005 and none of them have been bad. Zero high. Zero low. All perfectly on point.

What an incredible machine of a man.

 

Wow

 

Thats astounding

 

That’s my boy.

 

And I think he’s only had 5 penalties total during all that time, too.

 

Ladoucer owes it all to Cowboys owner La Doucher.

 

Didn't even know Andre Ellington was still in the league

 

"The frontrunner" ...after six guys turned them down.

 

This is SAD

 

10th times a charm

 

I post a picture of my son on Facebook and I get a million likes and comments. I post something about climate change and how we are all going to die, nothing. Sigh.

 

Time to get more creative with the captions you use on the baby pictures

 

Nice le’veon

 

I’m blind and feel like a nerd. What’s in the picture?