2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 23

No, I don't want no unguarantees
An unguarantee is a contract that won't get no love
Hangin' out the passenger side of my agent's ride
Tryin' to trade for me

 

Thank goodness, hopefully he mentioned that he should please shut up for a little bit so they can actually trade him

 

Some day Brown will do a tell all and we will learn that he was pissed Ben called him out like one time in this entire career with the Steelers

 

I like to think half of the meeting was Rooney asking AB who makes his track suit, and AB refusing to tell him.

 

@spiffa0

Don’t we already know that? I thought that’s what started his “Ben is an owner” comment?

 

Ben has rarely called Brown out publicly. He did (wrongly) after the Denver game this year.

Ben has his own issues (football related...we all know the kind of person he is) with having his radio show and what not. Any turmoil between Ben and Brown isn't really known by the public.

 

They'll somehow get around this. haha

 

Is his mustache blonde?

 

“If any NFL teams are out there watching, hit my phone, hit my phone. If one of them teams out there where the camaraderie is bad, the energy bad, the players haters, I don’t want to play there. I don’t wanna go there. I don’t want to waste no time. You heard?”

“I paved my own way. I heard somebody say they made AB, only God made me.”

“If your squad out there want to win and you squad want a hungry wide receiver whose the best in the whole world, someone hit my phone. Tell them I ain’t doing no unguarantees. I ain’t even gonna play myself no more for this NFL, you heard? I think I done everything. What y’all think? What’s left for me to do? Win a Super Bowl? Gotta be the right team for that, right?”

“If your team got guaranteed money, tell them call me. AB can’t do no more unguarantees.”

“If your team got guaranteed money, they want to get to know me and work with me, tell them call me ... I ain't got time to waste, I got five kids, you heard?”

“Call me Mr. Big Chest, Big Chest from now on, Big Chest Brown from now one. Don’t even call me AB, just call me Big Chest, yeah Mr. Big Chest.”

“Tell your team I’m maxing out and if they want me tell them to be maxing out, you heard?”

 

Rooney gave him milk and cookies for being a nice lad during the meeting.

 

AB to the Chiefs confirmed.

 

Nice I hate it

 

I am not fucking calling AB “Mr. Big Chest”

 

Is he going to get tattoos akin to Mr. Cool Ice?

 

@CarpetElf Where r u applying?

 

He should apply to the Denver Post

 

Only if he takes out/gets rid of woody whatever his name is, whenever I watch around the horn, that dude is just... not good lol

 

City of Denver (Parks and Rec and some other department I forgot about), City of Wheat Ridge (Parks and Rec), 303, 5280, PBS, The Rapids, The Avs, Starz, IHeartRadio, uhhhh some other places I'm sure.

 

Oh yeah Woody Page is annoying, Matt would be a much better sports writer.

He might clam up on Around The Horn though.

 

Interviewer: What are you qualifications?
@CarpetElf: I shit post on Chorus.FM regularly


Interviewer: ...........
@CarpetElf: Am I hired or nah?

 

where'd you find my resume!?

 

Jackie Mac is the best around the horn person, Jackie forever

 

ftfy