2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 1875

Tbh i didnt even really think of you as a person until now

 

Seeing this picture and recognizing it as something I’ve seen before, reminded me that you follow my band on Instagram. Thank you for that!!!! Hahah

Kareem is so cool.

 

Kind of like how Joe will always be Fuck You because you disagree with him a lot, and Matt will always just be spiffa because you don’t want anyone else to have your name.

 

Meanwhile I am painfully interested in knowing everyone’s name, team, and the things that piss each person off lol

 

Literally neither of these are true

 

I was Matt first anyway

 

Okay perhaps I insinuated that’s why you always call Joe by his old username... Why you getting defensive about the spiffa thing though haha. You’ve definitely joked about that im not saying that was serious

 

Im not defensive, im just saying thats not correct haha

 

When does the schedule get released. Wanna know when I'm going to Jacksonville.

 

Not for a couple months :(

 

Dave, Patriots, Running backs.

 

hahah this is that 4 second clip they do of each player on the starting roster at the beginning of Monday Night Football

QB - Preppyak, Steelers, Analysis Without All The Facts.
RB - Randall, Jaguars, Being Talked To In That Tone Of Voice.
3DRB - Orca, Jets, Being Put On The Spot.
FB - Anthony, 49ers, Conventional Logic.
WR - Matt, LSU, Stubborn People Who Don't Hear Me Out.
WR - Joe, Lions, Unprovoked Shit Talking.
SLWR - Socklord, Eagles, Repeating Myself In Circular Arguments.
TE - Dino Dish, Cowboys, Unfair Criticism.
C - Dave, Patriots, People Who Deny Conventional Logic.
T - BeardRecs, Texans, People Who Kill My Vibe
T - Michael, Colts, Losing - Nothing Else Bothers Me Because I Am Only Focused On Goals.
G - Spiffa, Steelers, Conflict In General.
G - Shoenberger, Steelers, Being Offered a Vet Min Contract at 28.

DE - Swoos, Panthers, Overreactions
DE - Percy, Chiefs, Ever Being Doubted.
DT - Anton, Jets, Sensationalism / Hype.
DT - Brandon, Dolphins, People Who Tell Me What To Do.
MLB - KJ, Eagles, People Who Are Too Serious.
WLB - Max, Jets, Arguments So Bad That I Actually Have To Talk To Refute Them.
SLB - ClarrettsGreyGoose, Bills, Being Constantly Doubted.

CB - Grant, Packers, Matt.
CB - Joe, Eagles, People That Talk More Shit Than Me.
SLCB - Nathan, Lions, The NFL's Corporate Behavior. (gets fined every week for this and refuses to re-record it.)
FS - Dustin, Texans, Disrespectful Motherfuckers.
SS - Marsupial Jones, Seahawks, People That Think I Give a Fuck.

K - Morgan, Jaguars, Old Men Including the Coach & VP of This Team. (won't get cut for this because she still hasn't missed a single attempt)
P - Victor Emerita, (not sure team?), Society In General.
LS - AgentComa, Bengals, Literally Just Glad To Get Paid to Be On This Team.

 

I guess technically this is the part where I should do a blind comparison of post numbers versus post-like numbers to see which of us is actually worth anything in this forum

its none of us

 

What the fuck.

I am not a Packers fan I just live in Packers country (ala hell).

I have never been so insulted. I don’t think I’m gonna be able to sleep tonight. My bones are rattling with rage.

 

So wait

What team is yours again? hahhaa. Second Attempt - Seahawks?

 

It's Seahawks Isn't it?

I thought you were a Packers fan in Seattle. MIght have gotten that backwards.

 

I'd be a gunner

 

ding ding ding. Yep, you had it backwards.

born in Wisconsin and then we immediately moved to Seattle. Lived in Seattle until middle school, moving back to Wisconsin. Moved back to Seattle after high school and then moved to Eugene to waste a lotttttt of money having fun at University of Oregon for two years and then moved back to Seattle for a few years before moving back to Wisconsin a few years ago. And that’s as personal as I’ll get on the World Wide Web.

 

I didn't make the cut for Randall. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

 

You calling me fat?

 

good, very good.

I was legit surprised I made the cut.

 

I tried real hard to remember everybody. I knew I should’ve added a slot receiver. You’re perfect for it.

SLWR. Socklord, Eagles, Repeating Myself In Circular Arguments.

 

Prob good for your chances of winning anything.

 

Edited you in @socklord you def deserve it

 

Bro you didn't even include TE!