2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 1830

Ugh I'm so fucking busy right now and my accountant just sent over what I need to provide for taxes and I wanna die from keeping track of all these things to dig up alongside my regular work and other shit that needs to get done

There's a lot of irony at work here

 

Lol i'm not mad about it but there was a couple "ehhh" calls that went the Eagles way. Shit happens. Pats have gotten calls plenty of times hence me not being mad. Was just taking a jab at Joe for fun and because everyone acts like it's only the Patriots who get calls.

 

I already finished my taxes lol

 

who the fuck is joe

 

@broken22

 

That's Fuck You

 

I think my printer is about to combust

 

Save trees stop printing

 

I want this to be my name for now on.

 

Do you think I want to use my printer

Like "hey this antiquated piece of technology that almost never works and has to be restarted/updated on a weekly basis is really fun to use"

 

Gonna buy a car soon with my refund/bonus

 

same. i've never gotten my W-2 so early, i was very excited.

 

i'm going to buy 4-5 boxes of cereal with my return because i get fuck-all of a return apparently.

 

The goal should be to get as close to zero return as possible. Don't want to be giving the government an interest free loan.

 

lastly, every year i get my W2 and look at how much i allegedly made the previous year and always go, "really? hmm, i don't think so...."

 

I get this logically, but it's also a nifty savings account really. It's nice getting a large sum of cash plopped on your desk that you never really felt missing.

 

This is crazy to wrap my head around. Sucks for Lions fans :/

 

This tax form is asking me if I bought a qualified fuel cell vehicle, does that mean I get a tax credit for buying a hybrid or is it just "hey we need more info"

 

This entire thing or just Joe?

 

I used to get about $300-500 back every year which I felt was fine, I didn't want to get back more than that cause I could have then had the money all year, but now we've owed that much the last 2 years, thanks Trump

 

I've owed every year till I went to college and now I get decent returns

 

Good ol’ Son of Bum