2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 1505

FUCK LMAO

 

lmfao fuckin kill me

 

Bahaha, that stat is amazing

 

So tomorrow is pretty much the season

rather just be on a bye again

Bleh

 

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God, I am not looking forward to watching Lockett/Metcalf/Gordon absolutely torch our secondary. Gonna need to keep a puke bucket nearby in case of emergency

 

Especially when two of them should be Eagles right now.

 

lol it’s just getting worse!

 

glad we extended Hurns so we won't be tempted to pay Agholor

 

There's some other fun stories in this thread (the Dwight Freeny one is funny too), but this one is the BEST

edit: Actually, this one might be even better

 

What is it with Philly and burner accounts? Just end this god damn miserable season and get this loser to free agency and a new team.

 

It's him. I live in this reality now.

 

Read an article over at Bleeding Green where Doug was asked about Metcalf leading up to the game this weekend. He had this to say:

Just so frustrating.

 

Also, I cannot wait for Agholor to be released so we can hopefully bring some fresh new life to the position. Always felt the team picking up his fifth year option after he “broke out” in his third season was a mistake. Dude’s a bust.

Kinda makes me nervous about what the team does with Derek Barnett. He’s certainly not a bust, but I don’t think he’s lived up to his draft pedigree at all and the team will need to determine if they want to exercise his fifth year option this offseason or not.

 

Most certainly not him but would be hilarious if so

 

oh thank god he changed his profile picture.

 

One of these days, if it hasn’t happened already, someone is gonna make a fake burner account for some athlete and they’re gonna get a lot it shit for it

 

You don't think so....I am pretty confident it is him.

 

Nelson Agholor is the same guy who a beat reporter, I think Jimmy Kempski, said that he was found sulking after the Washington game in week one, WHICH THEY WON, because he didn’t get the ball enough and DJax needed to cheer him up.

Would not surprise me if Agholor has a burner account. Dude sucks.

 

I don't think that's Agholor. It's too on the nose. Anyone could go to Wikipedia and see what his middle name is. Plus the pure amount of tweets in the past two days (as well as the Foles-Wentz debate straight out of the WIP echo chamber) makes me think it's just some bored fan trying to stir shit up

The Colangelo & Durant burners all had a ton more evidence than this

 

No. I live in this reality. It's Nelson.

 

I remember, after the Eagles lost to the Saints in the playoffs, someone edited Alshon Jeffery’s wiki page and put something like “butterfingers” in his description instead of “American football player”

 

God, thinking about who the hell is going to be starting for this team next season is a depressing headache