2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 1317

Speaking of going to Temple, I currently go there.

 

Oh thats cool. Neat, even.

 

im only 5”9

 

Well. I'm sorry to say we're gonna have to let you go.

The tallest and thiccest person in this thread, hmu if you want in on the hottest new franchise in sports: The Portland Combat Orcas.

 

Portland Maine correct?

 

You're our math whiz, you tell me which is cheaper

 

I would like to interview for Fullbacks coach please

 

You are the get back coach

 

Well I move we relocate to Alaska, South Dakota, or Wyoming due to no income tax

 

Florida or Texas or Washington????

 

Florida has teams that no one watches already. Texas has two teams. Washington has a team. Let's give the people of these states something to live for.

 

Anchorage Combat Orcas

Easy

 

Dr Swoos Guerrero

 

Cincy has no goddamn LBs. They neeeeeed a guy who can cover. I'm still waiting to see what we have in Pratt but early signs are promising. Preston Brown and Nick Vigil are too goddamn slow. Other than QB and OL, it's probably the most glaring need.

They need to move on Dre Kirkpatrick at CB. Darqueze Dennard is solid and William Jackson III is a stud (though he's having a bit of a down year). Other than those three, they have garbage like Tony McCrae at the position. Jessie Bates is also going to be great (again having a down year), and I'm pretty sure he leads the team in tackles because the opponents are getting to the second level on a consistent basis.

Atkins and Dunlap are not the guaranteed Pro Bowl caliber players they used to be. Sam Hubbard is another good young piece that needs to be part of the core team in the rebuild.

OL, everyone other than Trey Hopkins and Jonah Williams need to be canned. Andre Smith and Bobby Hart are utter garbage, Cordy Glenn can't get on the damn field, and the jury is out on Billy Price, who lost his starting job to a career Guard. Biggest need other than QB.

I think Mixon is shook from the OL not opening lanes. He doesn't look confident at all. We have the worst run game in the sport and it's looking to be historically bad. Gio Bernard was just extended and the coaches have no idea how to scheme him onto the field or use him. It's infuriating.

We're solid at WR, except with Green and Ross out Boyd isn't really the best #1. Auden Tate is going to be fun to watch.

We don't use TEs, somehow the corpse of Tyler Eifert is still out there.

And Dalton. Dalton has been serviceable to good for years, but I think he's truly rattled and broken at this point. He has no confidence in the line and just falls apart in the face of consistent pressure. It's time to move on.

That said, they'll probably make a stupid pick in the top 3 and then sign no one in the offseason while resigning aging veterans because that's Mike Brown's strategy and has been for years. The incompetence of the FO of this team is truly a sight to behold.

 

Now there's some PR spin!

"The Wyoming Bengals...because what the fuck else do you have to do today?!"

 

At least your color rush uniforms are dope

 

I hope we don’t waste a pick on Robby Anderson. I don’t think we need a WR unless it’s a #1. He is not that.

Get more OL. Or sign Eric Berry please.

 

Not sure if I’ve ever said this, but I loveeee the DJ Moore/Curtis Samuel duo. I think they could use a WR who can win contested catches and is a RZ threat because they’ve got two guys who can separate well and make huge plays after the catch, plus we know Samuel can get deep. Moore and Samuel are a lot of fun to watch

 

Jarius Wright is also pretty good depth. He is a machine on 3rd down. We do lack size a bit so I agree a big possession guy would be nice.

 

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How many teams QBs bust because they had no o line and no good receivers to help them out? Come on now what im saying isn’t completely devoid of logic. Very rarely does a QB drafted on an empty Roster reach their full potential.

I get why teams pull the trigger anyway but I think that order of operations is very risky. You can easily end up stunting the growth of a promising QB talent

 

So you’re saying teams with a top three pick should trade out and potentially miss out on their best chance to miss their guy? Trading away that pick for more picks just to hope those players pan out and then trading for Nick Foles is exactly why mediocre teams stay mediocre. And when that team finds out within two or three years that Foles isn’t the guy, they suddenly aren’t picking in the top three anymore and don’t have their pick of the litter at QB.

 

I’m 6’ 6” but will pass on the job offer, thank you.

 

Shit I wont talk shit to you about any takes anymore my bad how can I make it up to you