2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 1271

when I was younger (I think this was middle school), this one kid would bully me all the time calling me names, etc.

so one day in gym class I had enough and threw him up against the lockers and slugged him in the stomach and told him to never talk to me again

he never bothered me again after that

 

I remember in middle school I had a crush on this girl, she was a fox. I remember she invited me and my friend over her house, I knew she didn't like me. So we out to her farm and she pulled her shirt up and she said touch them and proceeded with this is the only time you'll ever see them. I was beside myself because I've never seen a pair of actual boobs in person in my life at that point.

 

ACTUALLY WAIT. That was the SECOND time I saw boobs in real life. The first time was a few months earlier at a Taste of Chaos tour in February 2005 lol.

Multiple girls were sitting on dudes shoulders (their boyfriend or something? Idk??) and flashing Bert McCracken from the Used while he was on stage. At first an older chick did it in front of me and that was something 14 year old me enjoyed very much. And then 3 girls my age directly behind me were influenced and did it (as well as others around the concert) and, while I was 14 also and still enjoyed it, I also felt very weird about how Bert was responding.

This 30 year old in a scene band... you KNOW Bert knows most these girls are underage. And he’s still like “there are some SEXY motherfuckers out there tonight, I am going to have sex with every single one of you backstage, with a long romantic kiss” and it was fucking gross. Hated the Used since then.

 

I never got into any fights, but I do remember someone pinning me up against a locker in high school, but he never did anything about it. Someone punched me in the face at lunch once and I just looked at the guy after he did it and he just walked away.

When did I see my first pair of boobies? Idk, in high school doing consensual shit. Nothing exciting. Good boobs tho

 

I'm so happy for you

 

More fight than we've shown all year.

 

What the hell is going on in this thread

 

that bully got



xbrokendownx

 

Ass kicking

 

this is what I live for

 

Being a cesspool of cis males talking about fights and boobs. We are lame lol

 

But if you don’t get giddy inside when you think of the first mild sexually provocative experiences in your life you don’t have a heart.

My first ex did have very nice breasts. But I did treat her with respect and we took dating pretty slow even though id already seen them. It was actually my choice not to have sex when we were 15, we got close and I literally said “let’s not get you pregnant” lol.

Then my family moved away from FL to Maryland, and I wrote songs about her while she found a new bf in weeks lol

 

What a story

 

I am so sorry for what I brought into this this wholesome thread

 

Max at one point was angry and uncool. Now he's the coolest, chillest person in here. What happened lol

 

Randall got real mad and that demoted max in the angry rankings?

 

This is wild

 

Drew coming in hot to rip off that bandaid

 

Lmao what did i miss

 

So very very very much. Keep it that way my friend.

 

That’s how I usually operate

 

Me rn in this thread

 

Deion Sanders reported Jax was ready to give the money, if anyone was looking for more proof Coughlin ruined everything lol