2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 1270

Heyo

 

Never even as a kid?

Either way doesn't matter thanks to Matt's arrangements you will now

 

I was a nerdy POC in racist, domestic abuse-heavy Orange Park FL who skipped a grade and had a late birthday (so 2 years younger than my classmates). White kids with abusive racist dads picked on the brown kids and I was the easiest of easy targets. I got picked on a lot in school and mostly took it in stride and tried to be nonviolent, but kids literally would try to fight me for no reason so I had to defend myself

 

I’d probably f*ck up @CarpetElf easily

 

I got into a fight in 1st grade over a ball and a fight in 9th grade because a kid was bullying my friends and I was a sarcastic asshole to him

I started neither fight physically

 

I was in one fight in like 7th grade, it was right after we got off the bus and was in some random person's front yard

it lasted like a minute and then we just walked away

 

I was mentally an adult as a kid. I have always been risk averse, never picked a fight, etc. I'm your typical accountant.

 

I think I punched a kid in middle school because he was being an ass, otherwise I haven’t been in a physical fight

 

I've never actually been in a fight either lol but I probably would have been had I stayed in my original HS for junior/senior year

 

One of my fights was in 10th grade because, mean kid A threw my basketball across the court when we were just shooting around, and then I tried to shoot again when I got my ball but didn’t realize they started a game.

Mean kid B - 220 pound 16 year old, probably Samoan or other Pacific Islander: “what the fuck are you doing. You’re fucking stupid”

Me - wiry, stubborn as fuck (as seen in this thread), not gone just let this mf talk that shit to me: “well fuck you then, twirl on this bitch” (middle finger raised)

Kid B comes at me and punches me clean on the floor and man like. Everything went dead silent. I remember rolling over backward, getting up, feeling warm blood all over my face, then side dodging and ducking under his next two punches and getting him under the chin with a hard ass roundhouse punch. It was so slow motion and blurry to me it was like we were fighting underwater. He stumbled back and I fuckin went at him and got 3 more hard face punches in and kneed him in the gut before 3 kids pulled me away from him.

Man i was yelling out all kinds of Ebonics and slurs while these kids were holding me back, I was so fucking mad. Every kid in the gym saw it and that was the last time anyone fucked with me.

 

Also never been in a fight. Also an adult.

 

I was coolish by association through middle school because my neighbor across the street who I was friends with since kindergarten became popular but he still talked to me so no one bothered me even though I was weird and probably an easy target

 

I mean we can claim maturity all we want but I am not someone who ever starts fights. If a dude up and punches me though you better believe he’s gonna get what’s coming. Ain’t no way I’m just gonna let some dude beat up on me.

 

A violent woman I would obviously try to run from instead haha, but a violent man is getting his ass kicked

 

I've gotten jumped by four kids before, that was some bullshit.

 

I saw my first pair of boobs by accident basically, I was walking home from the bus with said friend above, and these other popular girls flashed him and this other kid we were with, and I'm like I'm pretty sure this wasn't meant for me but ok

 

My girlfriend did throw a beer in my face one time though.

 

Damn. That’s some p-a-b shit

 

I have this huge grin on my face right now, thank you for making my day with this Max.

 

I pushed a kid in band class

get some

 

The kid who arranged it was a piece of shit, I'll never forget when my dad found out though, we looked for the kid who arranged it. My dad had me beat his ass while he stood there to make sure nobody would jump in.

 

Lollllll my story is funny. I was in chorus and we went to Disney every year to sing Christmas songs. One of those years we stayed in a motel with a courtyard and the girls rooms were directly across from the boys rooms. I’m rooming with super popular handsome Christian youth group leader boy named J.W. And two other dudes.

We started out making faces at each other across the courtyard from our hotel windows. Then JW gets this bright idea to do a goofy sexy dance with our shirts off for them haha. Keep in mind we are NOT sexy at all and they’re mostly laughing at us.

Then they drew the curtains and when they opened them back up all 3 girls were naked haha. So random and unexpected. Just high school kids being high school kids I guess. Eventually one of those girls became my first girlfriend after she pursued JW but ended up liking me more lol. Crazy stuff.

 

So yeah tldr the first pair of boobs I saw happened before I even had my first relationship ever, with that same girl lol. Very backwards.

 

I was in two baseball brawls in high school and saw my first pair of boobs under normal circumstances where I was alone with a girl in a consensual teenage romantic situation

 

Experiencing smoking pot the first time was fun until my mom fucked me up for it.