2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 1269

So is undertaker and yet he's a professional fighter

Don't next me motherfucker

 

I lift




























dis pizza into my mouth

 

Julez, easy

 

I love that you went back and edited in more space lol

 

I think you could beat me up in a neutral fight but I also think you make me mad enough sometimes that I could use that adrenaline to get the upper hand

 

@GraveDigger you lift?

 

You're too tall. I'd lose

 

It just didn't have the desired effect you need to scroll a lil more

 

I'll crush all u nerds except for @xkj1985x

 

I could pretty confidently defeat Grant. Max maybe but I'm not sure he actually can get angry enough to fight.

 

Randall definitely. In the middle of the fight I'll just say "Fred Taylor wasnt that good" and he'll combust instantly.

 

I do think if we added weaponry I'd rank higher than expected but in hand to hand I wouldn't be that great

 

Oh you never heard me on xbl playing madden in 2010-2014

 

Oh man i really want to lololol.

 

Rank us based on ability with nunchucks.

 

Sorry I'm late,

But yes the Tennessee Titans should have their stadium and all related facilities crushed up into a series of cubes by a giant version of one of those car compactors they have at junk yards, strapped to a high speed train and ran into the side of a mountain, and then the ownership and every member of the 12 coaching staffs that Marcus was subjected to over the last 5 years tried for crimes against humanity for what they did to my sweet perfect father.

Justice for Marcus

 

Nobody needs this

 

I think if we all used nunchucks we'd all lose and just end up hitting ourselves a bunch

 

I most certainly do not lift

 

Me @ Titans

 

I'd probably be near the bottom of the ranking

 

I’d be the exact opposite. Way too awkward to be good at any sort of weapon.

But based on the few times I’ve gotten in fights in high school - I learned that when defending myself, I get so angry that my adrenaline actually calms me and seems to slow down time lol. As a teen I dodged punches and landed some nasty licks on bigger kids, they definitely underestimated me. I even side kicked a dude and bruised his sternum once when he tried to come at me lmao.

Most people who try to fight you for dumb reasons are fucking idiots who just charge at you and have no idea how to make themselves a hard target to hit, so it’s not as hard to fight some random asshole as people think, if you’re just patient and you protect your face / head

I wasn’t a kid who LIKED to fight and I’ve always been skinny, but idk I just get pissed and my body goes numb and I just suddenly start playing real life Tekken lol.

Haven’t been in a fight as an adult though. Being passive aggressive and treating the other person like an idiot when they piss you off.... is so much more satisfying than being arrested for assault if you win a fight.

 

I place good hits but am pretty bad defensively when I get into fistfights, but I'm good at recognizing the environment around me and how I can use it to my advantage haha

 

But yes I do this all the time hahaha

 

Never been in a fight because I'm an adult