2019-2020 NBA Season Thread Basketball • Page 797

Scenario: Giannis has to quarantine and Khris Middleton is barred from Boston due to a government-imposed Mercy rule. The Celtics beat the Bucks and go on to win a title against JR Smith and hold on let me google who even is on the Lakers...

You're not posting up and down the river "FAKE TITLE!" while I'm drunk and shirtless in the street? lol

 

it’s a burden being the best basketball watcher in this thread. smh you all rile me up sometimes.

 

I watch 82 Detroit games every year and suffer. Please don’t discredit me and my pain.

 

I've missed this wildly dysfunctional family lol

 

if trump mandates an executive order to keep khris out of the state of Massachusetts, sure, i’ll claim there fix was in.

 

I follow Bleacher Report on twitter, so.

 

imagine thinking a back to back 2 time DPOY is ass. sorry he shut down your league and was a fucking idiot but that doesn't mean he's not elite at playing basketball.

 

hi yes wolves fan reporting in

 

what excites me most is that for like the 3-4 weeks that we are doing the seeding games, every day theres gonna be basketball during virtually all my working hours. wont be bored at all for the entire month of august.

 

I feel like the fairest thing I've ever done in this thread is acknowledge the only thing preventing the Celtics from the title is a blood feud the Middleton family has held against the City of Boston for what feels like centuries. I know we wronged their family in a past life, I'm sorry, i apologize on behalf of all the kehds in dorchester, please just stop the punishment Khris.

 

you meant to type barstool, didn’t you

 

i mean, he’s definitely ass lol

i’m still waiting on y’all to finally admit i was right about deandre jordan too but it’s okay, it’s quarantine, i got time.

 

Celtics fans are Shia Labeouf in Holes except we haven't figured out how to carry Khris Middleton to the top of the mountain for a drink of water yet.

 

hahaha these quarantine takes got yall wilding. i can't.

 

This thread was calling Rudy ass months and months ago tbf

 

saying rudy is ass isn’t the same as saying he sucks on defense, y’all realize that, right?

 

watching good basketball? can't relate

 

This is ya'lls king???

 

I remember watching my team play good basketball during the Bush administration

 

joker’s been busting that ass for years lol

 

I’m ready for Skinny Joker. Skinny Harden. And HGH Ben Simmons

 

Don't forget Curley Haired Tatum

 

@Max_123 can I hop back on the wagon bud