Have Kelce come out in the mummers outfit to announce the Eagles have traded the pick and the city of Dallas can go entirely fuck themselves and then exit stage left.
It's gotta be a player or a former player. It only would make sense after Pearson did his bullshit last year.
Fast Forward to 8:25PM EST when Blimp is here posting about how the "Josh Allen pick really isn't that bad because well you see....."
It was well-deserved raging though. I was more okay with Manziel. Ditto for Kizer because it was a good value pick.
Is it possible for Josh Rosen to be both overrated and underrated at the same time? MJD just said he's the best QB prospect since Elway.