2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 759

Chiming in before others get here:

We had a murderer on the roster. Josh Gordan smokes a lot of weed. Whoooooo cares.

 

He also doesn't pay child support apparently too but yeah patriots should not be so high and mighty.

 

Fine, whatever, my point isn't so much that he's a good guy. My point was more that no NFL team, even my star-spangled America loving Superbowl winning patriots hire bad fucking dudes to win.

 

#tradeclowney

 

Show me the lie

 

Sports fans: I wish more players would be open and honest and speak their mind!

AB quote:

Sports fans: Shut your whining you big overpaid baby!

 

Attorney Suggests Raiders or Patriots Might Sign Colin Kaepernick

 

Patriots sign Kaepernick. Brady goes down. Kaepernick wins the Super Bowl. I'll go out and hit Jalen Ramsey with a car to make this happen.

 

And Donald pushes the button

There is a less than zero percent chance the Pats would ever sign Kap lol

 

I'd be shocked if Kraft would sign Kaep; he and Trump are buddies.

 

BB trades Brady to Jacksonville.
Signs Kaep.
AFC Championship Rematch.
Game Ends in a Tie.
Both teams simultaneously play the Philadelphia Eagles in the Super Bowl.
Still lose.
I ACTUALLY murder KJ and Fuck You.
Go to prison
ESCAPE from prison
Hide out in Dustin's house
Live out my life like a mix of Breaking Bad and Uncle Buck

The End.

 

You've really thought this through for some time

 

Eh, they are, but he's also A) been critical behind the scenes B) Supportive of players doing what they want. Devin McCourty has been right up there with Malcolm Jenkins and the rest of the Eagles/Dolphins in terms of publicly talking about social justice issues.

I don't think it'll happen since the only real string tied to the Pats is that Kraft and Meek Mill are friends, but I don't think Trump would stop them from doing it if they thought he'd help them win a ring.

 

Murderers are NEEDED to get them rings.

 

Do you do this on purpose

 

Haha no I honestly never noticed it was wrong until now

 

Interesting dream

 

This is what would actually happen

-BB trades Brady to Jacksonville.
-BB signs Colin Kaepernick
-They meet in the AFC Championship, Pats score a TD on a deep ball, Kaepernick to Gronkowski
-You should've never hit Jalen Ramsey with your car
-You drive on the field and try to hit Kaepernick with your car to even it out
-He rolls out right, rushes in the 2 point conversion to win
-Belichick is asked about your antics, "We're on to Atlanta"
-You go to jail for driving on the field during a game and attempting to assault Kaepernick, Goodell suspends you 1 game
-NFLPA appeals because of course they do
-Jalen Ramsey is the warden so you never escape
-While in jail you find god
-He hates your jokes too, still damned
-Dustin is comfortably at home not having to worry about any of this

 

@EntryLevelDave @PepsiOne

That was the highlight of my day (which has actually been a pretty good day). My name is Gordan and I have to correct people spelling my name 99% of the time. This is the first time in my life I have seen Gordan corrected to Gordon.

 

sorry if this is a repost but lol

 

Quite the TD celebration.

 

Top shelf celly

 

Joe Thomas

 

i love absurd sports history

 

BYErod Taylor