2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 749

How did the bills offense manage to get even worse after firing Greg Roman?!?

 

John Harbaugh turns a shit roster into a middling team every year while Mike Tomlin turns a loaded team that should be able to neutralize every single threat into a "pretty good team" every year

I think Tomlin is fine, but he couldn't do what Harbaugh does

 

...he has asked to be RELEASED

 

If the AFC North was Seinfeld (and it might as fuckin well be) John Harbaugh is Jerry for sure

Hue Jackson = Kramer
Marvin Lewis = George
Mike Tomlin = Elaine

 

Stahp, I don't know if you're joking

Harbaugh has had a great roster almost every year he's been coach, he inherited a good team just like tomlin did and he has a way better gm. I get that he has flacco but look at the shit rbs and receivers he's had the past few years.

 

I think the real issue here is the GMs.

Fun Experiment: To save money, the NFL hires random dudes off Chorus.fm to be their GMs.

 

TBH Jerry is the worst character

 

No shit.

 

The issue is probably the owners more than gms, fire them all

 

George carries the team in situational comedy

 

I can't remember the last time I thought the Ravens had a great roster but I KNOW Ed Reed was on it.

 

If Brandin Cooks can still net you a 1st round pick I don't want to know how many it would take for AB

 

Baltimore - Jerry - No one fucking cares
Pittsburgh - Elaine - By all means should be doing better
Cincinnati - George - Sad and going nowhere
Cleveland - Kramer - Is doing really well by Canadian football standards/does not know American football

 

That makes sense I rescind my previous assignments and agree with yours

I just thought the "fail upwards" of George would make sense with Marvin Lewis but your depiction is hard to argue against

 

Ben would probably retire if AB left

 

They'll win again don't worry

 

...There has never been a Summer of Cleveland. Cincy is def George. Things always look good for a second before it blows up in their face.

 

As a Bengals fan, this pleases and terrifies me

 

I changed it actually haha.

 

Dammit you changed it and now I look even dumber for having the right take and changing my mind

It's your fault AGAIN

 

CarpetElf - Elaine
Fucking Dustin - Jerry
PeacefulOrca - Kramer
the rest of the thread - George

 

Dammit

 

I wanted to be George so I am pleased.

 

This is the greatest compliment I have ever been given. Thank you. Not only am I not George for once, I am Elaine!