2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 226

"I got sad but I'm not a sadness"

 

Julio also has one of the most insane Super Bowl catches that should have iced his team a ring.

 

Release your inhibitions... Feel the reign of your wins. New England can take it from you. Only Bottles let it slip.

 

Is this thread turning into an episode of the Hills?

 

/zooms in to @CarpetElf and @Randall Mentzos sitting outside of a Hills hotspot restaurant arguing over the Jags.

 

You will never find CarpetElf outside of any hotspot.

 

I like avoiding people as much as Tom Brady likes Tom Brady.

 

So not nearly as much as Julien Edelman likes Tom Brady?

 

Bad take.

 

So much Jagz drama. Pick Team Randall or Team CE right now.

 

I would never be Team CarpetElf

 

Completion percentage doesn’t matter in college football.

 

Bob says Panthers are “intrigued” by the availability of OBJ.

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It’s not happening

 

[Panning shot of LA as the new Avril Lavigne single, Girlfriend plays. Cuts to scene of carpet elf and Randall sitting at an upscale sushi restaurant] “I’m like totally seeing Colvin, Allen Robinson, and Hurns sign elsewhere and I’m just sort of not sure what’s going on right now. I feel like we could be doing more, ya know? Like, we signed an OL and signed ASJ and that’s totally fine. I get it. I’m happy for the Jags. And we traded for Kessler, but I just don’t know if he’s like damaged from Cleveland at all. Meanwhile, Dez will be released, OBJ is on the trade market, and the draft is coming up. It’s just like a lot right now on my mind. I’m trying to not get totally stressed out about what the Jags will do, but it’s hard. It’s like really, really hard”.

 

I mean pretty much lol. I still cant believe we went for Lee and Moncrief so fast. I bet neither one would be signed yet if we didn't race to put money in their pockets.

I'm happy about Kessler though because A) he was literally as cheap as possible. B) we desperstely needed a backup and i really didn't want to spend round 1-3 pick on one C) he still has potential, not the kind of backup you're terrified to ever have to use

 

Browns 0-16 incoming. Again.

 

Damn can you believe we went 30+ hours without a post in this thread

 

I'll fix that.

 

@Randall Mentzos Marcus Mariota said Elliott Smith sucks.

 

No, he didn't

He probably just likes Heatmiser better

 

Myles G has like the coolest avatar ever and he has to ruin it with these lame tweets.

 

You don't have to try to make me dislike him I already do lol

 

Anyway, Elliott as a musician and writer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mariota as a football player

Now that's something @CarpetElf might argue with cause he falsely believes Elliott to be overrated