2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 1631

It will

 

Ah yes, the illustrious acting career of Tony Hawk

 

FUCK that.

 

It’s so awesome. My beard felt like it turned to cement in seconds when I left work.

 

That doesnt sound awesome. You know what sounds awesome? Vin Diesel bunny hopping over a ten foot barbed wire fence as a helicopter shoots at him. THATS awesome

 

Dayum. I thought our -22 was cold.

 

The only good part of xXx is the beginning with the Rammstein show

 

why are you lying

every second of both Diesel movies are great

 

Idk I didn't watch it

 

Literally the coldest I’ve ever been:

It was 4 degrees outside during Obama’s inauguration. And my dad and I had to walk 4-5 miles to get to a subway station that wasn’t so full that they closed.

I remember being perfectly bundled and even having my ears covered with muffs. And the cold still stabbed at my face and seeped through my nose and eyes and made my body cold INSIDE my 3 layers and snow jacket. I wanted to just wear a ski mask so bad but then Secret Service would’ve watched my ass too close

-45 windchill is some fucking bullshit. Idk why people fear hell, it exists on earth in winter near the poles

 

he just skateboarded down three flights of stairs on a serving tray while dodging sniper shots

 

LOL. I love ridiculous action movies. This is why I love Die Hard

 

I filled my tank to prevent my fuel line from freezing and standing outside for those two minutes was an eternity

 

Our local news just posted this on Facebook....

 

My man Gucci telling it how it is

 

Drunk enough to try floss dancing. Will update as I go

 

its not even worth discussing

but that is a hilarious comparison

 

It's definitely not worth discussing but when I saw that I chuckled lol.

 

Julien Edelman is not a hall of famer. But he’s def top 5 in terms of “who qbs wish they had when staring down 3rd and 5”

 

He’s just so good at what he does and hes just so fucking clutch and so tough. I’ll go to the Mat for Julez.

Also this is undeniable. He is the best value for any WR ever.

 

Also floss dancing went poorly

 

Matt Burke benched the Dolphins' best defensive player and didn't tell him why

Matt Burke had to have someone tell him what the Dolphins best defensive players best attributes were

 

Yessir! Sorry for the late reply haha