2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 1454

Idk why but I just heard a very matter of fact, snarky voice saying this and it cracked me up. “No one knows what the fuck a foul is”. That’s totally something I’d say during a game if I was salty hahaha

I feel like I’ll never outgrow just being needlessly profane and hyperbolic about sports haha. It’s just fun.

 

woof

 

Wut is happening

 

schefty is gonna throw his 6 phones at the wall bc hes getting bad intel

 

Arians beside himself. Driving around downtown New York begging (thru texts) Bowles’ family 4 address to Todd’s home

 

Honestly I wish I could just have a TV in front of all of us and I could pause and rewind plays to show you what I’m talking about, when I say you can learn teams’ tendencies, and how they set up decoys / ad libs based off what the opponent expects from them, pretty easily.

 

Todd Bowles is going to Chicago

To the Bulls

 

It would be very Bucs if they fired the DL coach they were gonna keep because Bowles wanted his bff in the same role, he takes the bears job and then they lose that guy too.

 

DAMMIT

 

some Broncos hate because i hate the Broncos.

John Elway was a super shitty QB in basically all FIVE of his ridiculous Super Bowl appearances:

career SB stats:
75 completions
152 attempts
50% comp %
1,128 pass yards
3 TD
8 INT

the stupid horse looking mf'er threw 3 TD's in 5 Super Bowls. two games he didn't even throw a TD pass.

 

Some wounds can never be healed and most of those wounds are the fault of Deandre Jordan

 

Lunch is happening

 

Pack some lunch

 

Paxton Lunch

 

I mean they do technically have an opening

 

I had a sandwich and some Cheez-Its for lunch

 

I HAD WINGS.

and they weren't that good this time, which was disappointing.

 

I'm sorry to hear that

I'm making wings tonight for dinner

 

I had a salad, it was fine

 

WINGS*

 

I definitely hope they come out as WINGS I'm trying a new sauce recipe