2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 1248

god I love deli meat. bourbon boars head ham.

 

pastrami

 

This. It goes Brown & Hopkins very close to each other... then a drop off to Julio who is close to OBJ (Julio more consistent but OBJ more dangerous to score TDs). Then a huge drop off to everyone else.

 

My tier-ing of every receiver in the league that I think is above replacement-level

A) Brown, Hopkins
B) Julio, OBJ
C) M Thomas, Allen, Thielen, Hill, Evans,
D) AJ Green, Adams, Sanders, Kupp, Hilton
E) Cooks, Diggs, Edelman, Fitz, Landry, Amari Cooper, Tate
F) Juju, Golladay, Boyd, Jeffrey, ARob, DeSean Jax, Will Fuller
G) Josh Gordon (for now), Sammy Watkins, Marvin Jones, Demaryius, Sterling Shepard, Robert Woods, Calvin Ridley, Funchess (as a secondary option, not the main one)
H) Robby Anderson + Enunwa, Dede + Moncrief, Moore + Samuel, Kenny Stills, Corey Davis, Anthony Miller, Christian Kirk, Tyler Lockett, Antonio Callaway

A & B - elite WR1s, A’s more consistent
C & D - very good WR1s, C’s more consistent
E - low WR1, disappear sometimes
F - high WR2, can sometimes take over games but not often
G - solid WR2, takes attention away from the WR1 but not a lead target
H - high WR3, explosive but not reliable

I wouldn’t even rank a SF, BUF, BAL, WAS, or OAK receiver in tier H, so those are the five worst WR corps in the league lol. MIA, SEA, NYJ, TEN, and JAX have the 6-10th worst receivers. IND is up there as well but Hilton is still pretty damn good, I’d rank DAL below them because Hilton > Cooper

**There are a few exceptions - I don’t think Sanu is a very good receiver but hes not a “liability” and he is great at run blocking so he def earns his snaps. I wouldn’t call him easily replaceable but he’s also not on my list of “guys I wanna throw to”

 

NUMBER 13 IS REPORTING ELIGIBLE

 

For his time, he wasn’t awful with us. Later in his career idk cause I quit following him. But with us he was getting 35+ catches a year and had 4/5 TDs a year. His second year he was tied for the most receptions by an AFC tight end. Dude wasn’t amazing with us but he was a pretty good player. Nowadays those stats are garbage though

 

I just realized this post has 100 players total mentioned on it and I could literally make a top 100 if I got bored enough lololol

I’ll revise my list and make it a top 100 this offseason. I’d also say I totally forgot TJ Watt and he needs to be on here

 

I went to PetSmart today because the little one wanted to look at the animals with no intentions of getting anything and we ended up adopting a cat.

 

Rookie mistake

 

I already have one cat, the one we adopted today is 7. She's old and nobody wanted her because of that. Both cats are females and both are dominate so it should be interesting.

 

I'm so jealous

 

I want a cat but I want to move and release an album first lol

 

I can’t imagine having a cat. They traipse around in a litter box of their own urine and poop, and next thing you know, you leave the house and they’re walking all over the kitchen counter or dining room table.

 

I've spent lots of time around and loved other people's pets but I've never had one.

I want a cat someday. When I can more easily take care of my damn self with excess money to spend I'll get a cat. I wouldn't want to have a pet now just because I can't afford the vet when there's a problem. Cats get all kinds of illnesses.

 

We’ve spent over $8k on my dog since mother’s day. It sucks, but having a pet is costly. Still cheaper than kids, tho!

 

We could have gifted you one of the strays at my apartment complex. Was trying to figure out why they always hung around the cars near my end of the place...figured it was proximity to the dumpster...then I saw the middle-aged lady filling their food bowl out of her trunk and it all made sense

 

... I have four dogs

(not recommended)

 

Bullshit. That sounds amazing.

 

I can attest, having grown up with just two (not four, dear god), that it’s so much fucking work.

Training, destroying the house, sleeping on the bed with you, letting them outside in fucking -10 weather to shit, daily walks (in bad weather), them getting sick, haircuts, vet visits, car rides, 100lb. Bags of food every other week, trying to have guests over that either dislike dogs or have small kids that the dogs constantly knock down and hump and steal food from, barking at imaginary things and slamming into the windows / doors like fucking Cujo, rolling around in rabbit shit, drool everywhere, can’t leave the house for more than 4-5 hours at a time because that’s just fucking mean, having someone watch them while on vacation, etc etc etc.

Unless you get English / French Bulldogs which are more like super fat cats or small purse dogs, they are a lot of work. A lot of fun, but you never get a day off.

 

I have a cat that I would die for and I also very much want a dog when I get a new place with my girlfriend

 

Dogs are great. That look they give you when you get home and it’s suddenly the new best day of their life makes all the work worth it

 

We have one dog and one cat. They’re fine. But nothing to write home about.