2018-2019 NBA Season Thread [Archived] Basketball • Page 1329

When the fuck did the Suns get Tyler Johnson? Lol

 

mistake

 

I don't know about you guys, but I'm totally ready for some mayhem tonight.

 

Patrick Haynes has the ball handling skills to run an NBA offense, but scouts say Paul Pierce's stamp of approval could be an issue

FUCK

 

Haha first thing I thought as well

Maybe I am

 

Someone do Drew's

 

Josh Newton has the soft touch to become a franchise player, but scouts say posting Instagram stories that look like this ------------- could be an issue

 

hahaha this is my fucking favorite one.

 

You played bass in a lot of bands dude

 

my buddy has the best i’ve seen

“andy _____ has the hesi pull up jimbo to be a worthwhile project, but scouts say yelling KOBE after every shot could be an issue”

 

"Drew Beringer has the tremendous length to be a key cog from day 1, but scouts say trash tweets could be an issue"


Guys. Fucking dying.

Sorry @Drew Beringer, but you know this is just fucking lovely haha

 

Draft generator is too accurate we're unable to stop using it like that fortune teller machine Twilight Zone episode

 

Jason Tate has the proportional torso to get a Taco Tuesday invite from LeBron, but scouts say inability to check Snopes before forwarding emails could be an issue

 

Mark Hoppus has the crisp pass to inspire Drake's next basketball tattoo, but scouts say throwing soups could be an issue

 

Tom DeLonge has the trick shots to be the next J.R. Smith, but scouts say using way too many hashtags could be an issue

 

duplicates a few minutes lol. that's disappointing.

 

oh I agree I hope to god we keep him - I'll understand if the Bucks don't only if he receives a max offer.

 

My scouting report: Jonathan Valenzuela has the crisp pass to draw Twitter praise from Magic Johnson, but scouts say robotic laughter could be an issue.

ha ha ha ha

 

Who would give brogdon that?

 

If there’s a team who might.... I kind of would look at the Lakers

 

This seems accurate.

 

Lol.... why would Indiana even do this?

 

Does Bill Simmons not know that Myles Turner is really good?