2018-2019 NBA Season Thread [Archived] Basketball • Page 829

Oh Jesus Christ, Skip. What are you thinking?

 

Someone get Bledsoe a ten day brewers contract that was some heat.

Also dang curry got contacts and has full court vision. It’s over.

 

Skip wyd

 

I feel like max wishes he got as much shit for bad takes as skip still does

 

Point guard javale

 

I mean...

A triple double is still pretty good, no?

 

it's not bad but Giannis ate his lunch

 

Stephen A is a legend

 

I love him what a King

 

That’s a good quote, youll never be a once in a lifetime icon but you can probably make some money talking about those people on tv

Also it’s a nice “I mean anyone can do this job really”

Good take

 

I would counter that Stephen A is himself the fantasy, and the others the dream. They're actually good at what they do, so it makes perfect sense they'd be able to amass a fortune plying that trade. Someone of Stephen A's "ability" being able to turn that into what he has is the most unrealistic dream you could plant in a child's head.

 

Except my takes are not bad

 

This. No way Embiid is happy with this game, especially with the loss. Giannis was the best player on the floor last night and that has to hit Embiid poorly.

 

Lonzo is apparently looking to switch agents, which initially seems like a good idea on par with covering his Big Baller Brand tattoo. Lavar is still very involved and will meet with the suitors, which sounds like an idea on par with covering the aforementioned tattoo with the world's ugliest dice.

 

Looking at the Jazz recent schedule to see how they're doing ahead of tonights game..
How's this for a 9 game stretch to close your season lmao, the scheduling gods have smiled upon Salt Lake

Wizards, Knicks, Hawks, Bulls, Suns, Lakers, Wizards, Hornets, Suns

 

You should go back all the way to the all star break... they’ve had the most ridiculously easy stretch I’ve ever seen

 

christ almighty

 

They better win out, I don’t know what options for seeding are left but the west is another bloodbath

 

Are you on first take now too?

 

They can still get 4 but it’s very slim.... they’re pretty much gonna be locked in at 5

 

The Jazz had one of the hardest schedules to open the season, so that adds up.