2017 NHL Playoffs Thread [Archived] Hockey • Page 181

I am never wrong.

 

If I've been drunk for the games, does that mean I've been rooting for the Pens?! Have I been doing this wrong? Oh no.

 

Ohhh yeah baby

 

In these playoffs, the Predators are 14-7 in games where I do not consume alcohol, including a first round sweep of the Blackhawks.

 

Pens are 15-10 in games that I do.

 

He's that good the NBA inducted him as well.

 

I miss watching Gretz dunk. He was famous for cocking that joint back and banging on em

 

15-9? Idk I'm dumb.

 

Gretzsky wouldn't even be top 500 in points/assists all-time. Hall of Famer my ass.

 

I was high the night before game 1. Does that mean the Preds will win tonight?

 

I work tonight which means I'm gonna miss a cup raising for the first time in 8 or 9 years.

 

Hopefully it won't happen tonight!

 

I don't have the exact record, but Pens have won the majority of games where I get uncomfortably drunk. Like "I'm going to fucking die" drunk. It's a burden, but I'm willing to carry it

 

This just happened to me.

RV = Arvy = Viktor Arvidsson
Cupcakes = Stanley Cup

Gotta be a sign.

 

I envision you getting the news of your work schedule in the same way as your avatar haha.

 

Tim McGraw and Faith Hill singing the anthem. Well then.

 

Blah can the game just start? Why do we need this shit?

 

Thank god we get a Luke Bryan concert. This is what we all tuned in for.

This guy is the corniest motherfucker.

 

Perds didn't heed my advice of getting Diarrhea Planet

That's a paddlin'

 

Coke x2 = The return of Mike Ribeiro

 

If this is the last game, my god it's been a fun, at times frustrating, season to watch. But mostly fun.

 

Does throwing a catfish on the ice ever lead to a delay of game penalty (not talking shit, genuinely curious)

 

It never has that I remember. One of these days though..

 

I feel like as long as they do it between whistles then there's not much they can do.