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2017-2018 NFL Season Thread [Archived] Football • Page 494

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, May 2, 2017.

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  1. Max_123

    Nope. Supporter

    Heh nope
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  2. Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Supporter

    This is the dumbest post I've ever made but let me know if you want to be inserted into this year's traditional Madden season where I create a team that's entirely full of my friends with OVR ratings between 30-69 and see if they can do better than 0-16
     
  3. Panthers can save $7m by cutting J Stew and Charles Johnson. Please get both out of here.
     
  4. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    I'm in. What do you need?
     
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  5. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    Now I want to make a team of exclusively Randall.
     
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  6. Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Supporter

    I just started so the only positions taken right now are QB1 (my friend Jeff), HB1 (my friend Ryan), and one of the CBs (me who is also a punt returner)
     
  7. Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Supporter

    Another thing I'ma do sometime is make the Packers into 53 Aaron Rodgers' and the Texans into 53 JJ Watts and have them battle it out
     
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  8. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    Amazing.
     
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  9. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    The most tedious thing I've ever done in a video game is create an entire Superhero roster for Smackdown vs. Raw 2007. Something like 50 of them, with as realistic stats and moves as possible.
     
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  10. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    Gimmie that coverage safety spot. I'm 5'8" 145lbs and have terrific hands.
     
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  11. DeviantRogue

    Take arms, it'll all blow over Prestigious

    i want to be a 69 overall Tight End pls
     
  12. GraveDigger

    Trusted Prestigious

    I went to college on the Shore and had to go over that bridge countless times when I was learning to drive, so I’m desensitized to it.

    That’s a different bridge. Never been over it before because there’s no reason to unless you’re going to Assateague.
     
  13. Owlex

    free snewt Prestigious

    Stick me as a linebacker of your choosing. I’m only 6 foot 175, but like adjusted to the size of an NFL player I might be a linebacker???
     
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  14. theagentcoma

    linktr.ee/jordansmith.author Prestigious

    make me the third string waterboy
     
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  15. Can I please be the kicker ? I wanna kick bombs for days.
     
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  16. DeviantRogue

    Take arms, it'll all blow over Prestigious

    0 awareness, 99KPOW/99KAC
     
  17. preppyak

    Feel the Wrath Supporter

    Im assuming you've seen the Jon Bois breaking madden series. He's got a lot of similar experiments

    The haunting of Cam Newton
     
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  18. Max_123

    Nope. Supporter

    Ooh I want to be a futbol player
     
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  19. Max_123 Jan 16, 2018
    (Last edited: Jan 16, 2018)
    Max_123

    Nope. Supporter

    I'm 5'9" 165 lbs make me a slot CB with ballhawk but terrible everything else
     
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  20. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    @Fucking Dustin can i please be either an offensive lineman or defensive lineman? i just want to be 350+ lbs in the trench lol

    or you can make me 5'8" and 125 and see what happens
     
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  21. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    I'll play whatever position you want me to coach

    5'10" 178 pounds
     
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  22. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    oooh or make me a 5'8" 125 lb fullback that'd be hilarious too
     
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  23. DeviantRogue

    Take arms, it'll all blow over Prestigious

    Oh my measurables are 5'11 270.

    I'm fat
     
  24. I won the kicking job right ? Guys, I won't let you down. I promise.
     
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