my dad used his degree in criminology to not be a police officer but instead be a safety dude. He’s all about that safety.
So I guess I have a date next weekend. Idk if it will be on my turf or his because we don't live in the same town. Also idk what we're doing. Also I had to be like "so when are you going to ask me out?" So the more I type this the more I'm like lol