2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 8

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My proposal was a mess.

My wife always told me while we were dating she didn't want anything in public or in front of friends or family. Which really put a lot of pressure on me because I was like, where and how should I do this then?

I wanted to do it when she least expected it, so I asked her on a Sunday if she wanted to get dinner at some point during the week and we planned on a Thursday night. We went to a place called Little Italy, which is basically a strip in Cleveland that is filled with like, 10 Italian restaurants. It's a very popular area. It's where we had our first dinner together as a couple years before.

(Side note, my wife and I had our first child before we got engaged - so part of my plan was - I took a picture of my 1-year-old son holding a sign that said 'mommy, will you marry daddy' had it printed out and then stuck it in a 'Congratulations on your Engagement' card)

So my plan was to go to dinner and walk the strip and propose on the strip after dinner by handing her the card. However, on the drive there, I straight up became like processed and couldn't talk or stop shaking or stop thinking about it and felt really weird and I kept thinking to myself, there's no way I can go through dinner like this.

So, as soon as we parked the car, I just handed her the card, while still in the car. Once she open it, I pulled out the ring. No down on one knee or anything, just inside of a car in a bummy parking lot.

*sigh*

 

I've been witness to like three public proposals and they were all awkward and terrible

 

mine will be public but it will be just us around

 

My wife found the ring before I proposed and I had no clue until years later

 

someone proposed at a restaurant I was eating at and I had no clue if I was supposed to say something

thankfully the group of women at another table congratulated them

 

I've set the bar for terrible proposal so y'all are good, trust me

 

I think the ones I all witnessed the guy was too understandably nervous and it made it all hesitant and take too long and like super awkward

 

say more right now

 

you already know my terrible proposal from my last relationship

 

I know but does everybody else

 

we know

 

my avatar just makes me so fucking hungry fuck

 

Ew

 

I nearly yelled at my phone, what the fuck

So happy for you two!

 

let me help, i'll fly up

 

i have been hornier

 

Please no

 

yes @Shrek please let dan assist you in your proposal

 

i have a boner
please not for the faint of heart

 

he can almost color inside the lines now he’s ready for that responsibility

 

let's not get carried away dad

 

inside the lines is still an issue

 

actually never mind @Shrek forget the proposal let dan officiate

 

I was gonna make a joke about dan being like Michael Scott and reading from Webster’s dictionary welding instead of wedding but then I remembered dan can’t read.