2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 71

We’re going to a fucking steakhouse that is gonna cost me about $100 (hoping that’s a high estimate but probably not)

 

Dude what the fuck. This sucks lol

 

is there a cheaper steakhouse where there isn't fucking

 

Afraid not. In Wisconsin all steakhouses are fucking steakhouses

 

Dinner and a show, at least

 

My go to dinner date idea is sushi. But I dunno what your sushi options are in Wisconsin. What’s the sushi equivalent? Shit is the opposite of sushi, steak? Maybe chicken nuggets actually.

ok it’s settled. you’re going to Wendy’s

 

Outback

 

Gotta take me on a date then

 

how does hinge even work

 

Bro just take her to ponderosa or something

 

Hear me out: tell her the truth that you don’t want to go

 

Have his mother call her and tell her that he died.

 

Fuuuuck I just realized I made plans to go on this hike the morning after Halloween, which I happen to have off. I don’t want to be hungover as shit on a first date but I also wanna get toasty on Halloween. Wow life is really hard

 

Get toasty during/after the hike

 

I have to work after

 

why are you crying

 

that classic Friday morning hike date we all know and love

 

He’s so traditional sometimes

 

Guy still hasn’t replied on tinder. I’m really hoping he just hasn’t been on because he really seems cool. Like the only person that seems cool out of the 5 apps I’ve used. I mean he swiped first, so... and his profile appears like he’s down to talk to anyone?

 

Derek I have to only get kinda drunk and not totally fucked up on Halloween night so I can have fun on a date the next morning my life sucks ok

 

that’s on you, dumbass

 

I’m being facetious. Do you know that word, big boy?

 

No I will not FaceTime you

 

but I wanna see you c*m in real time

 

There will be a bit of a lag tho.