Well I just gotta sign up on tinderkiss.com and prove I’m not in trouble with the law and on the run or something like that. She’s only in town for the weekend so just as soon as I turn myself in it’s goin down.
I’ve had times where I think it’s a bot but it turns out to be... a woman who wants to be paid for sex and I always assume it’s a cop undercover or a dude in a basement somewhere lol. I once had one woman FaceTime me. I was like, “holy fuck this is a real person not a bot or a dude this is wild.” But the best is when someone asks for an Amazon gift card and they get pissed when you take too long to give them the info. “Did you get the card yet?” “I’m at the hospital right now. My leg got crushed by a cement truck.” “Ok hurry up I need the card.” “Give me an hour.” “Can you get it now???”
i kind of narrowed it down to the one I was having the most fun with, but now someone I met in Chicago has been flirting with me a lot by text/online and I'm liking her a lot. so it continues
the apocalypse would be the perfect time to get laid "your gonna die, im gonna die, wanna get some one last time?"
Did the tinder adventure thing. It was cool, led to no matches. Rip also, is asking a girl out to get ice cream weird for a first date?
Weird? Prolly not. But it seems like ice cream would be merely a portion of a date and not the whole thing