2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 59

But, like, also, when are you gonna make her cum

 

I’m not sure that makes her a bot tbh

 

Well I just gotta sign up on tinderkiss.com and prove I’m not in trouble with the law and on the run or something like that. She’s only in town for the weekend so just as soon as I turn myself in it’s goin down.

 

I’ve had times where I think it’s a bot but it turns out to be... a woman who wants to be paid for sex and I always assume it’s a cop undercover or a dude in a basement somewhere lol.

I once had one woman FaceTime me. I was like, “holy fuck this is a real person not a bot or a dude this is wild.”

But the best is when someone asks for an Amazon gift card and they get pissed when you take too long to give them the info.

“Did you get the card yet?”

“I’m at the hospital right now. My leg got crushed by a cement truck.”

“Ok hurry up I need the card.”

“Give me an hour.”

“Can you get it now???”

 

In the silo, Cups? Inside it???

 

I have some suitors.

 

I don't know how farming works where else should we kiss

 

threesome update?

 

i kind of narrowed it down to the one I was having the most fun with, but now someone I met in Chicago has been flirting with me a lot by text/online and I'm liking her a lot. so it continues

 

Anyone play that tinder choose your own adventure game tonight? Just me ok

 

isnt that all tinder is??

 

"what kind of weird do I want tonight"

 

swipe night is pretty clever tbh

 

What is this even

 

Tinder Debuts Swipe Night, Its Apocalyptic Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Series – Adweek

 

the apocalypse would be the perfect time to get laid
"your gonna die, im gonna die, wanna get some one last time?"

 

Weird, I logged in last night and didn't see anything .

 

Did the tinder adventure thing. It was cool, led to no matches. Rip

also, is asking a girl out to get ice cream weird for a first date?

 

nah

 

Weird? Prolly not. But it seems like ice cream would be merely a portion of a date and not the whole thing

 

If anything it’s better because you don’t have to sit through a whole meal if you don’t click haha

 

Ice cream on the first date?

 

I’m gonna tell this on the date