how come i still have hair but im "bald af" and james who is actually bald is just "bald"?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!
he ate and enjoyed a pizza with mustard and pickles on it at dylan's recommendation and is actively trying to bang his old friend's celibate mom he's bad news
My co-worker is absolutely insufferable and low key extremely sexist. Any girl who is nice to him he thinks they like him, then when they date someone else than him he thinks its because no girls value intelligence and can't see what a great guy he is and girls only like douchebags. He also is droning on about how he will be alone forever wah wah wah holy fuck
Should I tell the thread what texts I just woke up to? You’re easily the most problematic person in here