2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 46

Somehow the part that gave me the most pause was the first part. I was like wait u were married??????

 

one of the biggest points of contention Ive had in relationships is I dont want to get married like ever lol

 

Next month I am invited to this dinner thing at a restaurant that's nicer than my comfort level. I don't anticipate knowing many ppl, if any, and it sounds like my worst anxiety nightmare lol. I was told I can invite my partner if I have one but I don't. I don't even have any friends that I could do some sort of romcom situation with and pretend we're dating. I feel so awkward when I don't have a person to fall back on. This is the only time where I'm like wow, wish I wasn't single!!

 

Trying online dating again. It’s strange. It doesn’t feel right. I dislike bumble, and okc has gone downhill. Pof keeps deleting my profile after like 10 min so can’t try that. People on here mentioned hinge is decent? Not sure if I should try it out? Between bumble and okc there’s literally no one I’m interested in. Except for one guy who stopped responding to me. Oh well

 

I’ve sent this to so many people in my town, they don’t find it nearly as funny as I do lol

 

I have way more friends who got married after high school as opposed to before or during.

 

How do you respond to someone messaging you on Bumble saying "Are you chapstick?" Wtf am I doing

 

Maybe they're trying to say they want you on their lips? idk man

 

"im slick like carmex babyyyyyy"

Is what I'd say and why I don't have any of these online accounts

 

Ask if they're a god.

 

The best opener a girl ever gave me was "what's ur baggage?"

 

What kind of self deprecating response can I have to "are you chapstick?"

Yes, you can use me for like a month or so, then completely forget where you left me, and just find some new chapstick.

 

yeah that's exactly what i was thinking haha

 

One day you’ll forget me in the car and I’ll melt

 

A quick google search shows this a pick up line with you being “da balm”?

 

Just wanna take a minute to congratulate @dylan and @thesoftskeleton . I know last time I did this I was fucking around, but this time they really are moving in together and that’s a big step in a relationship. From here you either break up or stay together until you die

 

mind your own business

 

Hope it’s break up

 

You hold the power

 

Big same

 

What concert did dylan ask you to move in with him at