2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 37

Shrek and Fiona were great parents, man.

 

My girlfriend and I both don’t want children but agreed if we ever changed our minds we would adopt.

 

You can always opt to have your abdomen sliced open so they can take the baby out and then get sewn back together. So, you know there's options...

 

why do all your crushes always seem to be your co-workers and why do they always have boyfriends? my dude has a type

 

my gf asked if I can play the intro to Ginuwine's "In those Jeans" so I guess I gotta learn that now.

 

Beautiful, poetic song.

 

You think the Jeans is a metaphor for her life?

Like does this girl room for Ginuwine in her life??

 

No. But maybe.

 

PSA: Everyone out there make sure to keep your jeans high and tight

 

that guy definitely fucks

 

I think it's Brendan Frazier

 

How are his jeans so long from the top of the waste to the crotch.

 

I borrowed a pair of pants from my grandpa for a wedding once, and I’m pretty sure I could have pulled them up to my chest before they grazed my undercarriage.

 

I had the absolute best time with Cait in my hometown. She got along incredibly with my extended family who were also visiting and all of my lifelong friends. It was an incredible bonding experience for both of us. We have been struggling with intimacy because of my health issues and that has gotten much better and this trip brought us extremely closer, I'm so happy about it. We have had a rocky road but gotten to a great point now where we know we want a future with each other more than ever and she loved NJ so much she is totally okay with moving up there with me in the next year or two.

 

but no time for me. huh

 

Barely enough time for even my own MOTHER

 

I’m stoked for you Daniel. Those kind of trips can be eye opening in multiple ways, and I’m really glad it went so well for you. I had one similar to that last November and it feels incredible.

 

lol. Tried a different approach last night. I’m not huge into just going up to girls and starting conversation out of thin air. I usually wait for something to just...happen I guess? Anyways, we were at a bar and this girl was there that my friend thought was really cute. She was with a guy but they didn’t look to be intimate at all. My friend wasn’t gonna do anything so I just like, “fuck it.” She was at the jukebox and I walked up to her and made some dumb joke about how she better not be kicking off my songs and we chatted for a bit and that was it. About 30 minutes later my friends and I were at a different bar and she came in with that same dude. She got a drink and we were prolly like 15-20 feet away and we made eye contact and she smiled and lifted up her drink as if to say, “cheers.” It was getting close to last call and I walk up to her again and I asked if she was on a date or something and she said no and that he’s just a friend. Then I said something like, “well I just wanted to say I think you’re really cute” and she smiled and said thank you and then I asked what her name was (which I honestly forget) and I tell her mine and we shake hands.

Now, at this point, most people would use this as an opportunity to ask for a number or to suggest going out sometime but instead I was like, “alright, welp, have a good night!” And I walked away

 

She's prolly outside of your house right now.

 

you need business cards

 

things are going really well with the person I’ve been seeing. got to delete all the shitty dating apps last week and we made it official over the weekend.

 

I have morning and afternoon dates this Saturday

 

Delete that sappy gram post Derek

 

I won’t