2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 34

fuck re-JECTED

 

are you good at golf or tennis? can you make me rich?

 

nope sounds like @Dirty Sanchez will have to be your prodigy-child

 

he's not good at any of those things

 

I’m like halfway done raising my kid and don’t want to have any more.

 

And global warming/overpopulation. We need a Children of Men event

 

Y the Last Man might be more suitable tbh

 

you know when she goes to college you're not just like "bye Soph have fun" right
I know what you mean though

 

I used to think I really wanted kids. Now I’m in the 95% don’t camp. The other 5% being pressure to carry on my family name and also I do sorta like the idea of having kids but I do not like the idea of the responsibility that comes with that. I like being able to do whatever the fuck I want whenever I want

 

haha of course not. the idea of starting over with that is absurd though. y’all crazy af @Colby Searcy

 

Can’t believe my mom had nine. That’s so much time being pregnant :(

 

Believe me I know. I keep getting these weird thoughts lately too of just saying "Fuck it, keep em coming"

 

Colby knows kids naturally eat weird shit which distracts from his dietary habits

 

3rd kid due in September

 

you know y’all can fuck for sport right

 

I'm starting to realize that now

 

this. exactly this.

 

Colby in 5 years

 

Kids are scary

 

i feel selfish. I know most people want kids. But I want that freedom of not having them. Money, time, etc. I want to be the coolest uncle and godfather and all that, but I don't know if I actually want to be a father. I'm also not very good at my own life, so I don't feel good about bringing another life into this world that's also my responsibility.

 

It’s ok to be selfish though. There is no rule book that says you have to have kids or that you should want to have kids. We also aren’t living in a time where you need kids who are gonna grow up to help take care of the farm or anything like that. Hot take: but sometimes I think it’s even more selfish to have kids. That depends on the situation obviously but I believe that scenario exists

 

I won't have kids (though in part because no one's foolish enough to like me that much) and neither will my sister. My parents have long since adjusted to that idea, never once asking either of us about kids, or maybe they just know they raised two shithead kids and assumed grandkids weren't part of the equation before either of us was old enough to leave home.

 

I asked my girlfriend what she would do if she found out she was pregnant. She pushed on her belly button and made an explosion noise.

I love her lol