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2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 28

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, May 12, 2019.

  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    explains all the evil women, like my ex wife amirite
     
  2. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    i need to share this somewhere. how did my gross ass land someone so pure

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  3. colorlesscliche

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    I mean, I'm sure a good handful of them just have sex for work. But you can tell when a couple is passionate, that's the good shit.
     
  4. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    she legit didn't think there was intercourse haha. she thought they were just at most bumping their junk against the other's. she has never seen porn before.

    yeah uh me neither
     
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  5. colorlesscliche

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    Hahaha oh my god. You are right; that is so pure.
     
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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I thought she just thought there was no penetration
     
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  7. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    you protect this angel with every fiber of your being
     
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  8. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  9. Shakriel

    Cause I'm running low on these hours of mine Prestigious

    I think you're getting played.
     
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  10. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    i will have to clarify with her and get back, but penetration is like 98 percent of porn so the point is fairly moot
     
  11. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    im not haha. ive known for a long time she has never seen porn but i assumed she was more aware of the logistics
     
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  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I wouldn't know I'm also pure
     
  13. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    @dylan can you confirm if porn has penetration or not?
     
  14. BlueEyesBrewing

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    I've always wondered in softcore if they are actually having sex or not since it's usually porn stars in them but they don't show anything
     
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  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    no joke I only know they have sex because of the whole thing where they're discouraged from using condoms then get STDs
     
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  16. Shakriel

    Cause I'm running low on these hours of mine Prestigious

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  17. GrantCloud

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  18. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    i hate that i know this but they def have sex in softcore at least sometimes
     
  19. Shrek

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    anyone else remember the "fav pornstar" thread from PL on AP.net? that was like the blink thread on this site
     
  20. GrantCloud

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    Whatever @Shrek you are a porno fiend
     
  21. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    ive sure cooled off on it a lot since i started having actual sex but let's just say in high school my Zune didn't even know what music was
     
  22. BlueEyesBrewing

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    learn something new everyday I guess
     
  23. Ken

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    there's a "sometimes" filter on the softcore section of pornhub that's really useful
     
  24. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    you just listened to audio??!!??
     
  25. GrantCloud

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    Ian