2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 28

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, May 12, 2019.

  1. colorlesscliche

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    I think some people do this. I probably swipe on 1/80-100 people. It's not that I find everyone completely unattractive, but I'm just insanely picky/judgemental. Like, she can be a total bombshell, but if she has snapchat filters it's a no-go. If there's guns, it's a no-go. Conservative/christian? No thanks. Sometimes their bio is a huge turn off. It's all trash, but it kills time during a good poop.
     
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  2. Henry

    No one is ready for ASUKA Moderator

    I always swiped through the attractive or odd girls and then sorted through the ones who would actually message me afterward. I don't think I ever found anyone worth going out with a second time through the apps.
     
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  3. Mrplum5089

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    Apparently if you like every account it’ll give your account less traffic cause it’ll assume you’re a bot. I swipe realistically on people I’d actually want to go out with, less matches but more excitement when you finally get one lol
     
  4. CarpetElf

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    So if I dont swipe right all the time then I'd get less than zero matches?
     
  5. bigmike

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    It works on the ELO rating system so the more people you swipe on that do not swipe on you, the more your profile is buried.
     
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  6. CarpetElf

    cheesecake is better than pie Prestigious

    Electric Light Orchestra invented Tinder!?
     
  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    explains all the evil women, like my ex wife amirite
     
  8. Shrek

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    i need to share this somewhere. how did my gross ass land someone so pure

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  9. colorlesscliche

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    I mean, I'm sure a good handful of them just have sex for work. But you can tell when a couple is passionate, that's the good shit.
     
  10. Shrek

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    she legit didn't think there was intercourse haha. she thought they were just at most bumping their junk against the other's. she has never seen porn before.

    yeah uh me neither
     
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  11. colorlesscliche

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    Hahaha oh my god. You are right; that is so pure.
     
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  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I thought she just thought there was no penetration
     
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  13. SlappinCups

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    you protect this angel with every fiber of your being
     
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  14. Mr. Serotonin

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  15. Shakriel

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    I think you're getting played.
     
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  16. ComedownMachine

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    Show her the classics
     
  17. Shrek

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    i will have to clarify with her and get back, but penetration is like 98 percent of porn so the point is fairly moot
     
  18. Shrek

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    im not haha. ive known for a long time she has never seen porn but i assumed she was more aware of the logistics
     
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  19. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I wouldn't know I'm also pure
     
  20. Ken

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    @dylan can you confirm if porn has penetration or not?
     
  21. BlueEyesBrewing

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    I've always wondered in softcore if they are actually having sex or not since it's usually porn stars in them but they don't show anything
     
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  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    no joke I only know they have sex because of the whole thing where they're discouraged from using condoms then get STDs
     
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  23. Shakriel

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  24. GrantCloud

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  25. Shrek

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    i hate that i know this but they def have sex in softcore at least sometimes