2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 27

I wanna try to not meet people solely from dating apps but I have no idea where/how to do it lol they’re no clubs around here

 

Kissing is weird, right?? Like attaching ur mouth to another mouth is weird. discuss.

 

Tho another person’s mouth is probably the least weird place you could attach your mouth

 

I feel like the least weird place would be like... Someone's elbow. Elbows don't have morning breath and I feel like maybe unlike the great leg washing debate, ppl may wash their arms???? But I guess shoving an elbow in ur mouth wouldn't look as romantic. But if u could feel a spark still I feel like it'd be true love

 

people don’t wash their legs?

 

@Dirty Sanchez

 

Yeah I didn’t even think of that until I saw the episode of youre the worst where Gretchen is like “wait, you have to wash your legs, I though the soap that fell down did the job” or whatever she said lmao.

 

Then I was like I need to wash my legs.

 

Prolly looked like something getting power washed

 

Kinda weird seeing someone I went on a date with six months ago post about getting married today

 

take your flexes elsewhere asshole

 

Hey you can’t trash me that was weeks ago

 

consider yourself retroactively trashed fella

 

my girlfriend and I just go right to bashing tongues. No lips needed.

 

I haven't posted in here in forever, but I have several people who liked me (on Hinge and Tinder), and I just have this irrational fear of accepting any of them and having a conversation. Not sure if that's just my normal social anxieties, or if it's just a sign I'm not ready to date.

 

I think its just kind of unnatural. I never felt comfortable with dating that way at all. I'd say give it some more time and see if anything happens without an app. Push to be happy on your own and let something fall on you.

 

this is me.

currently 6 days ghosted from the first chat on Hinge that's been more than "Hey!" "hi" or "I like your nose ring" (which is surprisingly common?)

 

you just like everyone on tinder, right? that's how that's supposed to work?

 

well i'm doing it wrong

 

I think some people do this. I probably swipe on 1/80-100 people. It's not that I find everyone completely unattractive, but I'm just insanely picky/judgemental. Like, she can be a total bombshell, but if she has snapchat filters it's a no-go. If there's guns, it's a no-go. Conservative/christian? No thanks. Sometimes their bio is a huge turn off. It's all trash, but it kills time during a good poop.

 

I always swiped through the attractive or odd girls and then sorted through the ones who would actually message me afterward. I don't think I ever found anyone worth going out with a second time through the apps.

 

Apparently if you like every account it’ll give your account less traffic cause it’ll assume you’re a bot. I swipe realistically on people I’d actually want to go out with, less matches but more excitement when you finally get one lol

 

So if I dont swipe right all the time then I'd get less than zero matches?

 

It works on the ELO rating system so the more people you swipe on that do not swipe on you, the more your profile is buried.

 

Electric Light Orchestra invented Tinder!?