You know how like when you‘re thirsty, parched even, and you drink a nice and slightly chilled glass of water that ends up tasting crisper than a McDonald’s sprite? Well that’s how refreshing it is to spend quality time with my man.
Was at a bar last night and I was pretty toasty and dancing by myself and this woman came up to me and was like, “oh my god you’re such a great dancer!” which is 1000% not true and then we danced together and made out and exchanged numbers so we can never contact each other again.