2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 23

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, May 12, 2019.

  1. Dog with a Blog

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    I don’t know him
     
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  2. thesoftskeleton

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    Or lack there of I should say
     
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  3. Dog with a Blog

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    Don’t bully me
     
  4. thesoftskeleton

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  5. Dog with a Blog

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    Ok, Jeb
     
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  6. CobraKidJon

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  7. Shrek

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    gdi James

    every time i have ever had sex with a new person ive felt like i have achieved another miracle in a small series of miracles
     
  8. Zion the Lion pt 2

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    You sound exactly like the guy who knocked me up 12 months ago. Is this a common thing or are you him?
     
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  9. marsupial jones

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    i can assure you that is definitely not me. i made sure to forever protect myself from the possibility of knocking people up many years ago. i assume on some level deep down we all want someone around only when we want them around, but i'm very much in that way of thinking 99.5% of the time.
     
  10. Zion the Lion pt 2

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    I'm trying to think back to the days when I was trying to date and I honestly don't know if I felt that way or not. I've never honestly been in a relationship so the thought never occured to me that a hypothetical boyfriend might be around even when I didn't want them to be.
     
  11. Dog with a Blog

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    On the other hand, now you’re in a wonderful relationship with the love of your life! I believe you are the winner here!
     
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  12. bigmike

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    @Dog with a Blog i am not trying to be a dick, but my dude, you do not pick up signals at all.
     
  13. Dog with a Blog

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    Haha no, it’s true. One of my exes would be like, “you know those girls were flirting with you right????” And I’d be like

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  14. bigmike

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    ....so what have you learned???
     
  15. dadbolt

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    hopefully to listen to me
     
  16. Dog with a Blog

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  17. CobraKidJon

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    it's a trap
     
  18. bigmike

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    No listening to @dadbolt is absolutely the wrong lesson. Never listen to Derek.
     
  19. ncarrab Jun 19, 2019
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    ncarrab

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    I was never good at picking up signals either. Every relationship I've ever been in has pretty much been initiated by the girl because I was too dumb/naive to realize what was going on. Even with my now wife...it literally takes extreme obvious scenarios for me to realize a girl is/was into me. I think it's just a natural protection (or fear of putting yourself out there) that some people instill in themselves...like, if you don't have any expectations/hopes, then you can't get hurt type of thing so you remain oblivious until it's really, really obvious.
     
  20. Mrplum5089

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    I'm the opposite "dude she's so into me" "uh I think she's just being a good waitress" lol
     
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  21. thesoftskeleton

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    This friend I had she swore the workers at freebirds were really into her and I was like no they act like that to everybody I’m pretty sure they’re told to....but okay .
     
  22. coleslawed

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    I feel like I think that with every service worker who’s friendly, but also I’ve been totally oblivious to every girl that’s ever liked me irl.
     
  23. marsupial jones

    if i don't like your avatar i don't like you

    I also miss / ignore signs and flirting behavior.

    There are rare times where I’m like “hey, she’s into me” but then I immediately think I’m wrong and that that can’t be right and how hilariously dumb will I look when I make a move and am wrong so then I don’t do anything and let them make a move (RARE) and even then I’m like, “yeah I’m gonna need a notarized letter just to be sure.”
     
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  24. Kiana

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    It's part of my job to form connection and ask ppl questions about their lives and sometimes men get it all twisted and I'm like

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  25. St. Nate

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    I'm hit on constantly

    My life is so difficult